哎呀，这事儿离了大谱啊！

Trump just signed this kind of "similar to a defeat treaty" thing, I laughed out loud after reading it—this also calls it "winning big"?
The US and Iran electronically signed the "Islamabad Understanding Memorandum," the Strait of Hormuz immediately reopened, US sanctions were also lifted, oil tankers can run freely again, oil prices are expected to fall, and we viewers are happy to watch.
1. US and Iran along with a bunch of little brothers immediately cease fire permanently, Lebanon also stays quiet, no more fighting!
2. Respect each other's sovereignty and territory, no one meddle in others' internal affairs.
3. At most 60 days to negotiate a final agreement, if it collapses, can extend again.
4. US will immediately lift maritime blockade, must be cleared within 30 days.
5. Iran is responsible for reopening the Strait of Hormuz, clearing mines and obstacles within 30 days, allowing commercial ships to pass safely and freely.
6. US will pull at least $300 billion with allies to help Iran rebuild its economy, so generous it’s like paying reparations!
7. US gradually cancels all sanctions.
8. Iran again guarantees not to develop nuclear weapons.
9. Before the final agreement is signed, everyone maintains the status quo.
10. US immediately gives the green light to sell oil and chemical products to Iran.
11. Frozen funds and assets of Iran are quickly unfrozen and can be spent.
12. Establish a supervision mechanism to monitor the implementation by both sides.
13. To negotiate the final agreement, first submit a report card: complete ceasefire, opening of the strait, oil release, funds unfrozen, etc., before proceeding.
14. The final agreement must be endorsed by a UN Security Council resolution with legal effect.
The most absurd and funniest thing is the nuclear issue!
Iran still tightly holds onto its enriched uranium, at most letting international agencies supervise and dilute a bit, not handing it over to the US at all!
Wasn't Trump saying "the US must keep custody of enriched uranium" as a bottom line?
What’s the result? After this war, not only do they have to spend money to help Iran rebuild, but they still keep the enriched uranium in Iran’s hands…
What is this, winning big? Purely a defeat clause! Trump’s move really made me dumbfounded, totally off the charts!
But at least the strait is open now, which is really good for people around the world, oil can flow normally, prices can stabilize a bit, everyone gets less scammed.
But I still can’t help but complain: this agreement looks like a makeshift, crappy deal, I seriously doubt it can last over 60 days.
Israel must be furious, those agents might cause trouble at any time, if they turn hostile again, close the strait, and we’ll be unlucky again!
In short, Trump signed too "generously" this time, I feel embarrassed for him. Hope it’s not another paper peace that’s just self-deception, let’s first get the oil flowing well…
As for what comes next, sigh, just keep watching the show and take it step by step!📷