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#美联储恢复降息进程 One day, Old Zhang downstairs knocked on my door, holding coffee in his hand, but his fingers were trembling.
"Guess what? My account has broken 190,000."
A month ago, he only had 3000U left in his account and didn't even dare to open the trading software.
Now sitting across from me, their eyes are filled with the relief of having survived a disaster.
$BTC He reviewed those days with me —
"I used to always want to catch flying knives, dreaming of multiplying my investment tenfold. But what happened? Every time I caught a knife, I ended up getting hurt, losing so much that I started to doubt life."
At the worst times, the account only has a small balance left.
At that moment, he suddenly realized: this market does not support gamblers, it only recognizes rhythm.
So he set two strict rules for himself -
No direction in the market? Don't move.
Trends come out? Just eat the certain part.
Take profits and run, protect your capital as if it were your life.
$ETH Sounds stupid? But with this "stupid method", his account started to creep up mysteriously:
3000U → 21,000 → 89,000 → 190,000.
No liquidation, no insider information, all relying on rhythm.
What's even weirder is that the few people who worked with him also turned over—
Someone turned 500U into 19,000 in 35 days;
Someone has a short position of 800U down to 38,000;
Someone has turned a principal of 10,000 into 186,000 through 14 trades.
No frills, just swing trading + stop loss, repeated until numb.
Many people lose everything not because of poor skills, but because they are too anxious. They always feel that being slow means losing, but in fact, being slow is what truly shows determination.
Compound interest may not be exciting, but it can continuously snowball.
Are you envious when you see others getting rich quickly?
You just can't see the details, patience, and execution behind it.
When the direction is right, one person can withstand thousands of troops; when the direction is wrong, no matter how many people there are, they cannot pull it back.
The market is not short of stories, but lacks those who can survive until the end.