I've seen through all the secrets of Crypto DAOs: Hold tight to this blacklist!

The space is in such chaos lately, I really can't bear to watch anymore.
If you still have friends fantasizing about the so-called “autonomous paradise” or “getting rich overnight,”
please make sure to send this to them—sis can't stand to see them get rekt.
💋 AKAS: Loud slogans, silent rug pulls
@AKASOfficial_
CA: 0x6a92b1e99de09f71cd96bc91f934826d96b8b26e

Claiming “1U mints 1 token, treasury-backed, real DAO”?
But in reality:

1U can mint tens of thousands of tokens, so efficient I wonder if they’re printing A4 paper
Minting like crazy late at night, so fast it’s like they set an alarm

Project team dumps on the market themselves, every move deadly
Treasury? What a joke, it’s just a private wallet’s personal stash

This isn’t a DAO, it’s a cash-out scheme disguised as decentralization.

💋 OLY: No permissions on paper, all permissions in hand

@OLYONEGlobal
CA: 0x544028231562a43b106fbceca722b65cb5c861b0

The leadership’s antics are textbook disasters:

Before launch: “All permissions revoked, babe~ Buy in with confidence~”

After launch: Tax rate jumps from 99% to 3%, even Olympic divers aren’t this flexible

Certik audit: so many hidden functions it’s like a gacha machine
Those leaders who think they have “insider perks” or “early access tickets”?
In the end:
People don’t run, but the money’s gone; the team doesn’t get bigger, only the losses do.

💋 LynkCoDAO: That rug at 1:18 a.m. still chills me to the bone

@LynkCoDAO
CA: 0xc7badc47618785c3c0d9670583f7ea3206fca9fe

Late night on October 18, a whale pulled a “ghost mint”:

6 consecutive mints, each 1.4 million, totaling 8.4 million tokens

Mint and dump: 25U → 0.04U, crashed like falling from Everest into the abyss
Treasury funds drained along with it
You thought it was a DAO?
Actually, it’s a late-night slaughterhouse, so shady they don’t dare turn on the lights.

❤️‍🔥 Let me say something from the heart:

The prettier the DAO’s promises, the more likely it’s just adding seasoning before you get cooked.
Stop fantasizing about self-governance myths—
If you want to survive, remember this:
Running fast is the real romance of a Web3 goddess.