With American Thanksgiving next week, I’m always reminded of how no one has done a proper movie about Squanto.
The guy gets tricked into boarding a slaver ship, taken as a slave to Spain, bought by priests in Spain and taught to write, makes his way to England, hitches a ride on a fishing ship back to New England.
There, he finds his village and everyone he knew dead from disease, and kind of mills around with a Wampanoag guy who also speaks English.
When the Pilgrims show up, Squanto and his friend go ask them - in English - for beer.
It’s only after this point in the story that most US schoo