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Women on dating apps talk to you as if you're their fan and want an autograph.

Wait, so... do you drink water to eliminate water weight?

My daughter kept saying she wanted "brownies," so I baked some, and she kept crying saying "no, I want the white brownies." I had to call her mom and ask what she meant. She was referring to "potato croquettes" 😂

The fact that people can go out, travel together, share secrets, have a pet, and share a lot of intimacy for 2 to 4 years, and still end up separating, literally terrifies me.

Men around the world are "monitoring the situation" because geopolitics is the Olympics of male aggression. There is no larger sporting event for this category.

Relax guys, the world war has started five times in recent years and nothing ever happens... don't take it seriously until Germany takes it seriously.

May God keep us from future Dubai influencer vlogs about how they "survived the war" ( part 1 of 15)

Natural intelligence doesn't work in college. If you don't read, you'll fail. 😂

Why is the time between 4 and 8 PM on a Sunday the most depressing moment in history?

Question for people who turn their car to the left before turning right... WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!? You're not driving a truck!!!