I stayed up until 3 AM last night on the Monad Testnet, originally just wanting to grab some test coins, but ended up on the Alloca page, which left me completely speechless. This thing is too ruthless; it doesn’t treat ‘issue coin’ as something lofty but rather as the most fundamental infrastructure—like setting up a night market stall on-chain that never closes: you put up your goods (token), passersby buy directly according to the curve, the price rises automatically if it’s high, and falls automatically if there are more sellers, completely transparent, not even a city management officer to collect stall fees. As a builder who writes contracts every day, what I can’t stand the most is the old coin issuance process: after writing the code, I still have to grovel to launchpads, exchanges, and KOLs, and in the end, 70% of the coins are still in someone else's hands. Now? Once I deploy the code and hang the bonding curve, whoever wants to come can come, whoever wants to leave can leave, I just have to focus on writing code and telling stories, liquidity is always there, and the keys are always in my own pocket. This is the real taste of the internet: it’s not about who has resources to make money, but who can understand the meme and elevate the community, who can make money. I've already played with three silly meme coins up there (one rose 47 times and I sold it myself, which is hilarious), playing around on the Testnet, and I don’t feel bad about losing. ChainGPT is still working on the buzzdrop for Alloca, and I’ll throw the link here for those who want to join: Just to be clear, I’m not responsible if you go and buy my meme coin at the bottom and get trapped: ) Come one, come all, the night market has just opened, and there’s plenty of space.