One time I told myself, “I won’t FOMO today.” Five minutes later I saw a random coin pumping +70% and my brain said: “Buy now before it goes to the moon!” 🚀 I bought at the top… EXACTLY at the top… And immediately the chart turned into a waterfall like it heard my footsteps.
Even my wallet said, “Oga rest, crypto is not for you today.” 🤣
Now I don’t even check charts again… I check oxygen level, because this market keeps taking my breath away.
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Bro… my funniest crypto moment?
One time I told myself, “I won’t FOMO today.”
Five minutes later I saw a random coin pumping +70% and my brain said:
“Buy now before it goes to the moon!” 🚀
I bought at the top… EXACTLY at the top…
And immediately the chart turned into a waterfall like it heard my footsteps.
Even my wallet said, “Oga rest, crypto is not for you today.” 🤣
Now I don’t even check charts again… I check oxygen level, because this market keeps taking my breath away.