top market moments of november 📖

aka: the month CT fully lost its mind and somehow made money anyway.

– an anonymous madman called Kabuto King (@KabutoKing_ ) bought 1,700+ 1st-edition Kabuto Pokémon cards and sent the floor from $0.76 → $28.06

yes… $1.3K → $48.9K because one dude decided Kabuto is his religion. $KABUTO

– a degen turned $185 → $1M+ on $WOJAK
that’s a 5,405x from clicking green candles and surviving liquidation-level dips like a psycho.

– the entire timeline got taken hostage by a 19-year-old looksmaxing philosopher named Clavicular
• admitted he did drugs for hollow cheeks
• started steroids at 14
• planning height surgery from 6'2 → 6'6
• caught injecting cosmetic peptides into his girlfriend
bro became a real-time character arc.

– @Pumpfun co-founder Alon vanished from X for 23 days, stopping exactly at 6,700 tweets (numerology maxxed??)

then pumpfun quietly changed their banner from community coin chaos → a clean, boring logo.
something is brewing.

– @dogecoin creator Billy said “thanks” to memecoin $BILLY for creator fees…
and the market responded by sending it to $7.3M in < 24 hrs
launching a new trend: “drop a coin for a famous person and pray they quote tweet it.”

– one guy changed his pfp to an AI-generated woman version of himself
the internet: 7.4M views
the lesson: clout is now gender-fluid.

– $SACHI and $BULLISH
went from niche plays → full-blown movements
community + KOL push + CT attention =
1x → 40x for anyone early enough to front-run the narrative.

– memecoins officially became 5% of all on-chain volume, while prediction markets quietly ate market share in the background.

the real question:
does this trend keep rolling into december?

or

do memecoins go full nuclear again the moment the pumpfun team wakes up and tweets a single “gm”?

you already know my thoughts.
degen season never ends.