Always cracks me up watching people trash meme coins, then turn around and shill the 109th layer-1 launch this year—you know, the one with barely 5% of tokens actually circulating—like it's about to revolutionize everything.

"Memes have zero value," they say.

Really? Go ahead then, enlighten me about your favorite project. The one drowning in VC money with that lovely low float, sky-high fully diluted valuation combo.

Because somehow a token where insiders control 95% of supply is supposed to be more "legitimate" than a community-driven meme? The math isn't mathing. At least with memes, you know exactly what you're getting into. No smoke and mirrors about unlocks three years down the road that'll dump on retail.