"Crypto Psychologist"

"Friends, let's be honest.
Why does your neighbor have Xs, and you have Minuses?
You think I don't see your childhood traumas of missed opportunities through blockchain?!
You're just afraid of success! When the chart skyrockets, your inner impostor whispers: 'It's a bubble.'

But it's not about the market. It's about your money firmware! 'Incorrect vibrations.'

Today, we will analyze everything!
(And even more)

Psychological barrier:
The Small Deposit Syndrome.
You're afraid to go all in because you're attached to material things.
Remember: to attract millions, you need to start spending them in your mind right now!
(The best way — on my VIP course)!

Energy stagnation: If you don't lock in profits, you're blocking your chakra. But if you lock in too early — you're betraying your inner Alpha!

The first thing you'll need.

Exercise to open the Deposit Chakra (Third Eye)
Sit in lotus pose in front of your monitor. Breathe deeply. With each inhale, imagine liquidity flowing into your wallet. Visualize the notification sound of USDT credit. Feel its scent. Vibrate at the Bitcoin frequency!
"Om... Satoshi Nakamoto... Lambos... Come..."
With each exhale — feel your debts dissolving into the digital ether. Repeat the mantra:
"Om... Satoshi Nakamoto... Lambos... Come..."

When your third eye opens, you don't just see — you anticipate it three days before Elon Musk even thinks about a new tweet.

You no longer need to read the news. You are the news.

The market is not numbers. The market is energy. Become the energy. Become Bitcoin. Be the Moon! 🌕🚀"

Watch how the mindset of guys in the chat changes:
Revelations of the enlightened:

💬 "Mother-admin, thank you! According to your 'Contactless Purchase' method, I just meditated on the Solana logo, and within an hour, I had extra zeros on my account! (Right after the decimal point, but I believe — it's a test of faith!)"

💬 "I just worked through my fear of wealth and accidentally clicked 'Buy' at the peak... And you know what? It felt so easy!"

💬 "I used to analyze RSI, but now I just rub my third eye, and my hand automatically presses 'Long' with 125x leverage. Not a single mistake in a week (Actually, I haven't even opened my eyes yet)!"

Attention!
The entrance fee to our VIP chat is only 0.1 ETH. This is not a payment, it's a donation for your future yacht in the astral world!

And tomorrow, we will analyze how to look at the chart with the pineal gland. #GatePost, #TradingLife, #CryptoHumor #BTC