Yesterday, Trump faced the camera and did something that would make every diplomat want to resign: partnering with Iran to open toll booths in the Strait of Hormuz.

That's right—it's not missile exchanges, it's a partnership to get rich. A few days ago, he was still threatening to “make civilization disappear”; this morning in an ABC interview, he looked all affectionate as he said, “Let’s set up a joint venture, and everyone collects tolls together—so beautiful.”
The whole internet was baffled: Is the plot written by a mad screenwriter, or am I just overreacting because I went too hard?
Don’t rush—let’s break down Trump’s divine logic—
1. Turn the opponent into a subcontractor
In the past, the U.S. military’s aircraft carriers and patrols burned money like paper. Now Trump slapped his thigh and said: Iran, you don’t you love to harass oil tankers? Let’s outsource the security business to you—we’ll split the money they collect.