1. “Why did Afroman refuse to invest in crypto? *Because he got high—and accidentally bought ‘Dogecoin’ instead of ‘Doge collar’!* 🐶💨”

2. “Afroman’s WiFi password is ‘BecauseIGot5G’… but he forgot it *because he got high*. 📶🌿”

3. “Why did Afroman sell his NFT as a scratch-and-sniff? *It smelled like success… and suspiciously like his tour bus*. �💨”

4. “Afroman’s concert tickets cost $4.20—*not for the show, but for the emotional support snacks you’ll need after laughing*. 🍕😂”

5. “Afroman’s dog only listens to ‘Who Let the Dogs Out’… *but barks in reverse when you ask who let Afroman out*. 🐕🔙”