🎪 Trump’s Crypto Circus: The Clown-in-Chief Strikes Again! 🤡



Step right up, folks! President Donald J. Trump is back at it—this time, turning the U.S. government into a crypto hedge fund. His latest act? Announcing a “Crypto Strategic Reserve” featuring Bitcoin ($BTC), Ethereum ($ETH), Solana ($SOL), XRP, and Cardano ($ADA). Because clearly, when the economy is a rollercoaster, the best solution is to strap in and double down on volatility! 🎢😂

And just like that, Bitcoin skyrocketed nearly 10% to $94,821, as traders scrambled to decide whether this is a genius move or just another Trump stunt. Regulations? Stability? Who needs those when you have hype and memes? 🚀💰 So, is this the start of America’s crypto empire, or is Trump just rug-pulling us with political theatrics? Either way, the Crypto Clown Show just got a whole new season! 🤡🎭

#Crypto Strategic Reserve #XRP Tops USDT in Market Cap
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