On March 14, 2025, the day revered as the 'Sacred Node' by Pi coin believers ultimately came and went, like a joke that nobody laughed at, leaving a group of puzzled 'miners'. Over the years, they held their phones, devoutly tapping that shiny green button, fantasizing about being the next savior of the blockchain world. Unfortunately, reality does not indulge in dreams. Once March 14 passes, Pi coin remains a worthless token, and the collapse of the believers is just a resounding slap in the face delivered by time.

Is 3.14 a myth or a joke?
The marketing masters of the Pi Network really know how to play. They have hyped up the mathematical pun '3.14' as if Pi coins will magically transform from digital trash into shiny keys to wealth after this day. The believers are eager, constantly shouting in the group chat about the 'mainnet launch approaching' and 'ecosystem about to explode.' And what's the result? On March 14th, the official announcement still just teased with a bunch of ambiguous 'progress updates,' which in plain language means: wait a little longer, we haven't come up with the next story yet. Do the believers want to deceive themselves again? Wake up, π is infinitely non-recurring, while your worthless coin is just an infinite loop joke!
2. Is the believer's brain eaten by a dog?
The fan group of Pi has a common problem: their brains are waterlogged and they come with a built-in filter. They keep saying 'zero-cost mining' as if time is not money, and as if they don't have to pay for phone electricity. They stare at the app a few times a day, exchange for a bunch of numbers that not even a dog would care about, and then happily shout 'this is the future of Bitcoin'. Come on, Bitcoin has code, consensus, and a market. What does Pi have? A project team that dares not even write a white paper, a bunch of people who don't even understand what blockchain means. Trusting this is worse than trusting the fortune teller downstairs in my building, at least he dares to charge you twenty bucks.
Third, pass the drum, stop the drum
The play of Pi coin is a copy of a pyramid scheme in its bones: pulling people's heads, drawing pies, and delaying time. After March 14th, the drum beat became slower and slower, and the flowers began to stink. There is no transaction, no circulation, no value, what can be used to prop up this pile of buildings in the air? The official will flicker again, and it will not be able to stand up to the exhaustion of users' patience, and the entry of new leeks will be reduced. Take a look at those predecessors - what Plus coins, Fun coins, which ones are not blown into the sky and then smashed into slag? The Pi coin is just a fresh and refined skin, and the core is still the familiar smell. Believers, stop shouting "wait", and when the flowers are gone, you will still have a zero in your hands.
Fourth, don't pretend, you are leeks
Dear Pi coin 'pioneers', don't flatter yourselves. You are neither blockchain revolutionaries nor a group of obedient leeks. March 14th has passed, it's time to wake up from the dream. The official delaying tricks can't even fool a three-year-old, yet you still believe eagerly. I really don't know whether to praise your innocence or scold you for being completely foolish. Put down your phone, stop prolonging the life of this lousy app, go outside, enjoy the sunshine, smell the flowers, it's better than treating an imaginary coin as treasure.
After March 14th, the collapse of Pi believers was not a natural disaster, but a man-made disaster—a sin of your own making. Don't blame me for speaking poisonously, these days, poisonous chicken soup can't save you obsessive "miners". Wake up, the game is over, it's over, go home and wash up and sleep.