On March 14, 2025, the day of being revered as a "holy node" by Pi Coin believers finally came and went, like a joke that no one laughed at, leaving behind a group of confused "miners". For years, they held their phones and reverently tapped that shiny green button, fantasizing about being the next savior of the blockchain world. Unfortunately, reality does not indulge in dreams. Once March 14 has passed, Pi Coin is still a worthless token, and the collapse of believers is just a resounding slap in the face from time.

3.14 Is it a myth or a joke?
Pi Network's marketing gurus really know how to play. They hyped up the math pun "3.14", as if after that day, Pi Coin would magically go from digital garbage to shining key to wealth. Believers are eager, constantly shouting in group chats that "mainnet launch is coming" and "the ecosystem is about to explode". The result? On March 14th, the official announcement was still just a bunch of ambiguous "progress updates" to make fun of, in layman's terms: wait a little longer, we haven't figured out the next story yet. Do believers want to deceive themselves again? Wake up, π is infinitely non-repetitive, and your worthless coins are just an infinitely looping joke!
2. Are believers' brains eaten by dogs?
Pi's fanbase has a common problem: their brains are flooded, and they come with built-in filters. They keep saying "zero-cost mining", as if time is not money, as if they don't have to pay the phone bill. They stare at the app a few times a day in exchange for a bunch of numbers that even a dog wouldn't care about, and then happily shout "this is the future of Bitcoin." Come on, Bitcoin has code, consensus, and market. What does Pi have? A project team that didn't even dare to write a white paper, a group of people who didn't even understand what blockchain meant. Believing this is worse than believing my fortune teller downstairs, at least he dares to charge you twenty dollars.
3. Pass the drum and stop the drum
The Pi coin game is a replica of a pyramid scheme at its core: pulling people's heads, drawing pies, and stalling for time. After March 14, the drums are getting slower and slower, and the flowers start to stink. There is no trade, no circulation, no value, what can be used to support this pile of buildings in the sky? The official will flicker again, and it will not be able to withstand the exhaustion of users' patience, and the admission of new leeks will decrease. Look at those predecessors - what Plus coins, Fun coins, and which ones weren't blown into the sky and smashed into slag? Pi Coin is just a fresh and delicate skin, and the core is still a familiar taste. Believers, stop yelling "wait", when the flowers are gone, you will have a zero in your hand.
Fourth, don't pretend, you are leeks
Dear Pi coin "pioneers", don't brag about yourself. You are neither blockchain revolutionaries nor a bunch of obedient leeks. March 14 has passed, and it's time to wake up from the dream. The official delaying trick can't even fool a three-year-old, but you still fervently believe it. I really don't know whether to praise your innocence or scold you for being completely stupid. Put down your phone, stop extending the life of this terrible app, go out and play, enjoy the sun, and smell the flowers, it's better than taking a fictitious coin as a treasure.
After March 14th, the collapse of Pi believers is not a natural disaster, but a man-made disaster – a sin of your own making. Don't blame me for speaking poisonous words, these days, poisonous chicken soup can't save you obsessive "miners". Wake up, the game is over, it's over, go home and wash up and sleep.#GT 2024 Q4 Burn Completed #Which Coins are You Bullish on for March? #F1 Speed Racing, Share $50K