DOGE Apocalypse: The "Atavistic Phenomenon" of Crypto Assets

In the pursuit of TPS (transactions per second), zero-knowledge proofs, and cross-chain interoperability in the world of Crypto Assets, the payment strategy of shitcoin stands out as a breath of fresh air—it reminds us of the original title of Bitcoin's white paper: "A Peer-to-Peer Electronic Cash System." While other projects get lost in complexity, shitcoin breaks through with the simplest logic: a coin that can buy hot dogs is a good coin. Perhaps this is the survival wisdom of shitcoin:
Ethereum is building the "world computer," while DOGE is invoicing hot dog stands;
Bitcoin believers discuss "digital gold", shitcoin players are studying how to use tips for rewards;
Solana boasts of processing tens of thousands of transactions per second, while DOGE remains silent: "Anyway, my transaction fees are cheaper than yours."
This "atavistic" strategy has instead allowed shitcoin to thrive as the currency that resembles a "currency" the most in the chaotic world of Crypto Assets.
Will the "starry sea" of DOGE be your WX change?
When the foundation announced the reserve plan, a Billy Markus from a parallel universe might be laughing maniacally: "You said my DOGE was a joke? Now even the government has to pay for my joke!"
One day in the future, if we see the option "DOGE Payment" in the municipal system, don't be surprised—after all, in this magical world, even Shiba Inu can go to the moon. The only question is: by then, will Musk demand payment in shitcoin for SpaceX tickets? #DOGE启动官方储备 #Solana ETF申请