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"As long as you continue to buy luxury goods for your lover, your lover will be very happy, often invite friends to eat, drink, play and have fun and give big gifts from time to time, friends will love you more and understand applause!" As soon as the words of the brick family came out, the four were amazed, and people applauded and looked at each other with satisfaction, the brick family is the brick family, and every sentence is the truth. The more the brick family said, the more energetic they became: "If you chase the person you like, you have to throw money, people give 180,000, you give 880,000, happiness will fall to your side, understand the applause!" As soon as this wave of nutrition was output, it attracted full applause! In the lively crowd, the silence of one person seemed particularly out of place, and the brick family immediately stopped the others, walked quickly to the girl who woke up, and said, "Are you questioning the truth? Xingxing said: "Of course I know that if I continue to spend money on my lover, my lover will be happy, so how will the money come from?" Suddenly, the crowd panicked, and someone followed and asked, "Yes, where does the money come from?" The brick family was so angry that he woke up and drove him out of the classroom, turned around and said with a higher dose: "Everyone deposits 100 million yuan in the bank, and you can lie down and eat interest every year, and understand the applause!" One person shouted, and everybody shouted.

Walking out of the classroom, she woke up to see many onlookers in front of the stage built in front of the mall, she squeezed in, only to see a senior beast talking eloquently: "Go to the loan to buy a house, the more you borrow, the more motivated you are; Go to the stud and fight once in life! Xing Xing flipped onto the stage from the front, grabbed the microphone, stared at the beast and said, "The loan can't be repaid, the house was auctioned, can you help pay it back?" If you lose the bet, will you help you pay it back? The audience sobered up, and they shouted: "Yes, we have no money, can you help pay it back?" The beast snatched the microphone and made a trick: "I'm doing this for your own good, as the saying goes-the son wants filial piety and doesn't treat his relatives, you are still young, and your elderly parents can afford to wait?" The audience in the audience cried bitterly, attracting the audience to cry along with the cry and shout in unison: "The son wants to be filial and does not wait, can't wait, can't wait!" ”。

"People can only remember the first place, we want to get the first place, parents who pay today, your child will enjoy the special price of 88,888 yuan cram school, and the price will recover to 180,000 tomorrow, the opportunity must not be lost, the loss will not come again, remember not to let your child get the second place because you did not pay" Wake up was so disgusted by a burst of gibberish that he wanted to vomit, only to see the old corpse added: "Thousands of troops cross the single-plank bridge, the brave wins when they meet on the narrow road, come to us to study, and ensure that your child gets the first", Wake up and can't hold it anymore, stepped forward and tore off the banner, threw the leaflet on the table into the air, and asked the old corpse loudly: "You are deceiving everyone, this is the first, there will only be one", the audience will be completely awakened, and they will step forward together to push the old corpse to the ground, at this time the situation reversed, only to see the old corpse imitate the child's voice with a crying voice and said: "Mom and Dad, if you had paid me money at the beginning, I would not have fallen to the point where I am today, Mom and Dad have pity on me, just pay me money..." The old corpse is the old corpse, the human nature is too in place, the old corpse that was originally pushed to the ground was miraculously supported by the parents collectively, everyone is grateful for the kindness of the old corpse, the old corpse took advantage of the situation to wave his hand to the finance and said: "Take the prepared 20 POS machines, don't be afraid if you don't have money, the method is infinite!" ”

Wake up, I am really tired. I fell asleep on the lawn beside me. In my dream, I traveled back thirty years ago. I saw that the children in a kindergarten had their future dreams floating above their heads. I found the kindergarten principal and explained the truth. The principal called over the three children and earnestly instructed them, saying: "You three, remember this: in the future, be a good teacher, a good professor, a good expert. Love our motherland, love our people, and speak the truth!"

Wake up, wake up! She slowly opened her eyes and saw the expert, professor, and teacher standing in front of her. Wake up thought this is really the end! They are here for revenge! But unexpectedly, the expert, professor, and teacher all hugged her and cried bitterly, expressing that they would never deceive her again. Wake up finally understood that the dream she just had was a magical one. She pushed them away and continued to lie on the grass, preparing to dream another ten thousand times, twenty thousand times, thirty thousand times, and even more because she knew that in this world, there are far too many - experts - professors - old corpses that need to be saved!! Oh my god

June 12, 2025 Thursday Beijing Time: 10:55 AM Author: Zhou Yong