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#Ohmygod Series Short Article [63]
In North Rhine-Westphalia, a vibrant city exists in western Germany—Düsseldorf. It is the 7th largest city in Germany, located along the banks of the Rhine River, with coordinates approximately at 51.22° N latitude and 6.77° E longitude. It is the capital of the state and one of Germany's important economic and cultural centers. A 22-year-old single girl—Freya—moved here to live alone after graduating from the Geography Department of the University of Munich, accompanied by her male cat with golden eyes and a completely black coat—Zorro.
In order to save mone

#Ohmygod Series Short Article [No. 62]
Wiley Town is located in Warwickshire, England, 6 miles north of the town of Rugby. The road is the boundary between Warwickshire and Leicestershire - west of the A5 road. This area has a sparse population, and the protagonist of the story, 18-year-old Wiley, is a cynical, half-knowledgeable, pleasure-seeking individual. Wiley's unreliability is well-known in the town, which often embarrasses his parents. His bedside is covered with posters of superheroes and special forces, and his dream is to become a superhero. Wiley's father is a driving school instru

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The DaiMengHan robot (Chinese: 呆萌憨), which mimics human skin and speech, is about to go into mass production. Dr. Woli Ao and his team just need to wait for DaiMengHan No. 1 to return to the design studio, and then they will use the chip in its brain to copy each robot. DaiMengHan has been programmed with three key features: direct communication, detection of human lies, and literal translation of deep meaning in languages. DaiMengHan No. 1 has been delivered from 61 kilometers below the surface to the Earth's surface…
A person brought a big bag of gifts to

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The torrential rain accompanied by strong winds lasted for five full days, and the earthquake alarm sounded for the third time over the small town. Many residents at the foot of the mountain had to brace against the sudden downpour and evacuate before the mountain flood hit. The story's protagonist is a family of five. The father, Alexander, gripped the steering wheel tightly, his gaze focused ahead. The wipers were set to their fastest speed, but visibility was still poor. The rain fell like a barrage of steel balls, nearly shattering the windshield, while white smoke gradually rose

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"As long as you continue to buy luxury goods for your lover, your lover will be very happy, often invite friends to eat, drink, play and have fun and give big gifts from time to time, friends will love you more and understand applause!" As soon as the words of the brick family came out, the four were amazed, and people applauded and looked at each other with satisfaction, the brick family is the brick family, and every sentence is the truth. The more the brick family said, the more energetic they became: "If you chase the person you like, you have to throw money, people give 180,000,

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As human awareness of copyright protection continues to grow, more and more fields and themes are ruthlessly occupied, and this perversion and absurdity reached its peak madness in 2169.
Professor Du Ziteng shouted in the bathroom, "I’m done, send me a piece of toilet paper." As soon as he finished speaking, the detection light above his head emitted an alarm prompt saying: "I’m done, these four characters have been registered by a kindergarten in this city, you need to pay a usage fee of 3 yuan." Before Professor Du Ziteng could get angry, a bank SMS notification arrived: "Dear user,

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In a fit of rage, the farmer personally disposed of his most beloved rooster because it had become extremely forgetful of its roots. Unexpectedly, this caused chaos in the henhouse, with over ten thousand hens going on a hunger strike and refusing to lay eggs. The farmer was preparing to select another rooster to salvage the situation.
There is a large rooster in the countryside, its body shining with golden light, its comb as red as flames, its eyes a jewel blue, its legs muscular and taut, its claws gripping the ground like iron hooks, and its crowing piercing through the morning mi

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Thousands of kilometers away from the azure planet, the Dragon Clan bravely raised barriers to resist the Demon Clan. This round of battle has lasted for 364 days, 23 hours, 59 minutes, and 39 seconds. The remaining members of the Dragon Clan are few, and they are unable to continue the fight...
The demon soldiers surrounded the last few dragon clan members and called out: "If we flatten you, that blue planet behind you will belong to us. What about the reinforcements you mentioned? Do you think anyone will remember you? Pah?! It's just wishful thinking!!! Hahahahaha~ 5——4——3—

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In the lion and tiger park, the lions and tigers should be the most famous, but a very tiny Chihuahua dog - Nani - is the most eye-catching, stealing the spotlight from the lions and tigers.
Other beings of Nani passed by the cage, all casting admiring and envious looks at Nani inside the cage, with some even treating Nani as an idol and a hero.
The onlookers often pointed at the lions and tigers, mocking, "Look, they are raised by bitches."
During playtime, Nani would tentatively bite the lion's ear and touch the tiger's backside. Especially when there were many visitors outside the

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Some people's friend circles:
"Morning tea with a view of the tower kicks off a vibrant day! The fresh shrimp rice rolls are crystal clear, and when you bite into them, you get a burst of tender shrimp. Paired with the rich and sweet freshly ground soybean milk, and accompanied by a plate of aged vinegar with shredded ginger, it's simply perfect! Looking out at the river view, the morning mist has yet to dissipate, and the whole city seems to awaken in the aroma of tea, utterly delightful!"
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Pet Dog Food Ingredients: Chicken Cubes, Duck Cubes, Duck Liver, Egg Yolk Cubes, Chicken Tenderloin (0 additives)
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Human Food Ingredients List:
Wheat flour, cheese flavored filling [drinking water, white sugar, refined vegetable oil, whole milk powder, malto-oligosaccharides, whey protein, edible corn starch, edible salt, food additives ( hydroxypropyl distarch phosphate, food flavors, citric acid, potassium sorbate, locust bean gum, carrageenan, mono- diglycerides fatty acid esters, β-carotene )], water, sugar, cheese flavored salad dressing [vegetable oil, water , w

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The advertisements on the bus played one after another like machine gun fire, each louder than the last. I curled up in the corner, passively accepting everything happening here just like the other passengers. I have had enough of the days when I am broke and struggling. As we passed the stop, the driver waved his hand towards the back of the bus while hurriedly repeating, "Don't stand by the door, move inside..."

At this moment, the phone rang, and the mobile screen clearly displayed: 168, Maserati, high-quality woman. Oh my god, it’s the person I went on a blind date with yesterda

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In 2110, the world was still suffering, war continued endlessly, oil prices kept rising, housing prices plummeted like a tide, the economy was in recession, finance was sluggish, and the crisis swept over once again, binding the fate of humanity tightly together...

At the finals of the "Earth Language Championship", the Secretary-General of the United Nations couldn't contain his emotions and shouted angrily: "There are only about 200 countries in the world, yet over 7,000 languages have been produced. This undoubtedly leads to many problems between countries, all stemming from comm

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The final highlight of the charity auction is the live ink calligraphy performance by the city's most famous calligrapher—"Fame is easy to gain but hard to keep; practical work paves the way for a broader future."

The audience applauded continuously, but still couldn't wait for the master to appear. At this moment, the young apprentice hurriedly took the stage and explained, "Master is unwell and unable to write. I will write on his behalf." After saying this, he picked up the brush, trembling and flustered, as beads of sweat dripped onto the rice paper, one by one. It was, after al

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In the forest, the animals are holding the finals of the new season of the "I Am the King of the Forest" selection competition.
After multiple rounds of voting, the final competition will be among a lion, a tiger, and an elephant. Strangely, there is also a microscope competing alongside these fierce beasts, causing a stir among the animals, and the judges have also risen to look on, with puzzled expressions.
The fox host took the stage and announced: "The tardigrade wins against Uncle Crocodile with a surprising 1213:1212, just one vote ahead to enter the top four, because the tardig