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Alon's Absurd Story
- In January 2024, he created PumpFun
- The platform's revenue exceeded one billion dollars
- His motto has always been: Absolute freedom, zero censorship
- Countless influencers and entire families had their personal information exposed on his platform, and he never intervened
- Someone found out his address and issued a token based on it
- People started delivering takeout to his doorstep and taking photos in front of his house
- Passersby directly asked him on the street when he would airdrop
- Within hours, PumpFun deleted the token's metadata
- Succes

$FLAPNFT — 160K dyor BSC
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The first pixel butterfly NFT series on BNB Chain! The visual core features a yellow background purple pixel butterfly, full of retro gaming aesthetics, with a strong 8-bit nostalgic vibe, instantly awakening countless players' childhood memories.
FLAPNFT has a clear positioning: pixel art style NFT series, "First Butterfly" — as the flagship of the series, this purple pixel butterfly, with its simple yet highly recognizable image, has become the project's symbol. The yellow background design

Crying Horse — 2.8M dyor BSC
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The most authentic Chinese internet virus-level IP meme on BNB Chain!
Originates from the wildly popular Yiwu "Misprint Horse" doll:
Originally meant to be a smiling zodiac mascot for the Year of the Horse, but due to a sewing mistake, the seamstress stitched the mouth backwards into a sad face.
Overnight, it transformed from a "defective product" into a nationwide emo icon, appearing on CCTV, Xiaohongshu, and other mainstream platforms, becoming a cultural phenomenon in 2026.
#Cryin

$Scribbli — 480K dyor SOL
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Scribbli's core gameplay revolves around Grok Imagine's AI image generation: users redraw images with various quirky prompts, scribble graffiti, and generate hilarious or divine works, perfectly fitting Grok's creative tool nature. The community directly turns “Scribblification” (graffiti style) into a viral gameplay—just doodle around, and you can create memes and golden dogs, maximizing fun and highly shareable.
Core event reasons:
- The Grok / xAI image generation boom continues, with

$Mr. Nice Guy —— 180K dyor SOL
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The core narrative directly comes from Trump’s latest statement: when taking a tough stance on Iran’s nuclear issue, Trump issued a bold statement on Truth Social: “No more Mr. Nice Guy!” accompanied by a hardcore image of a desert explosion with a gun, directly pushing “Mr. Nice Guy” to trending topics.
And Mr. Nice Guy was born from this top trending meme — the community reverse-memes it, packaging the fierce attitude of “no longer being a nice guy” into a cute yet strong Trump image:

$Hoppy _260K dyor SOL
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Hoppy is an anthropomorphic frog character created by Matt Furie in the famous comic *The Night Riders* (2012)—the original frog that predates Pepe! As the source of inspiration for Pepe, this adorable and high-energy Rocket Frog carries a retro comic soul, perfectly matching meme culture lineage. The community has directly shaped it into a “Pepe prequel” narrative, highlighting its OG status and pure bloodline.
Core event reasons:
- Matt Furie’s classic character Hoppy was re

Weather Sniper turned $37 into $15,182 by betting on Hong Kong's temperature with a single wager
He will buy YES at any price — from a very low 0.2 cents on the tail end, to nearly settlement at 99.9 cents — as long as the market price lags behind the forecast data.
The forecast shows an 8% chance of 15°C in Hong Kong, with the market price only at 0.2 cents. So he buys.
Result:
$0.002 → hits and becomes $1.00 = +40,511% return
His best performance:
- $37 → $15,182 (Hong Kong 15°C at 0.2 cents, +40,511%)
- $580 → $2,270 (New York 56-57°F at 16.8 cents, +291%)
- $3,675 → $5,337

The weather market on Polymarket was hacked by Chinese traders, turning it into a printing press.
$240 principal, $83k profit. His bot does only one thing: read weather data.
No hedge funds, no insider data sources, no climate PhDs. Just a coder, a script, a free weather API.
I spent a whole day reverse-engineering his script, and it left me hair-raising:
> No massive weather database
> No satellite cloud images, no radar interfaces
> Not even “rocket science” level climate models
His Polymarket homepage:
The core logic breaks down into three layers:
1. He doesn’t predict the

A Chinese programmer has a 90% win rate in the Polymarket market, winning almost 9 out of every 10 trades.
In April alone, he extracted $580k in profit.
He doesn't look at candlestick charts or guess market directions—Claude plus his self-built 6-layer intelligent agent system does all the work.
The advantage is directly embedded in the numbers and algorithms, so he almost risk-free prints money.
His Polymarket homepage:
Current prediction markets, as long as you're willing to build them yourself, can earn $5 million a year just with AI.
Large institutions and billion-dollar capita

Let's take a look at one of the biggest influencer scams in the Solana rug pull coin space—Hailey Welch (the girl known as "Hawk Tuah").
1. In 2024, she went viral overnight with a "hawk tuah" video.
2. In December 2024, she launched a coin on Solana called $HAWK .
3. She aggressively promoted it to millions of followers.
4. The market cap soared to nearly $500 million in just a few hours.
5. It instantly crashed back to $25 million.
6. Large investors violently dumped their holdings.
7. Investors accused the team of outright "pump and dump" soft exit scams.
8. The team reporte

Everyone has finally realized one thing: it's not that no one wants to trade meme coins / landdog coins, but that most people no longer want to play on Solana.
The market cap of ASTEROID on ETH: 170 million USD.
On SOL: 2 million USD.
Why is there such a big difference? The reason is actually very clear.
Everyone is really tired of Solana's "involution trench culture." Everyone knows that whenever a somewhat decent coin pops up on Solana, the result is PVP (players cutting each other), regardless of the project, no one is willing to hold it for more than 10 seconds.
The whales' attit

Finally, the most arrogant memecoin scammer has been caught.
Sahil Arora, who lives in Dubai, calls himself a “super villain.”
1. He publicly bragged that he had rugged over 100 memecoins and made millions of dollars.
2. He specifically piggybacked on celebrity coin launches: he used Caitlyn Jenner’s name to issue $JENNER , as well as $JASON (Jason Derulo), $MOTHER (Iggy Azalea), and others.
3. In February 2025, he manipulated CZ’s dog coin $BROCCOLI ; its market cap surged to $9.57 billion in two hours, then he dumped everything at once.
4. In interviews, he openly said, “Rug pull

In 2021, my overseas cousin set up 12 graphics cards in his garage to mine ETH.
He made $4,000 a month, with $1,800 in electricity costs.
By 2025, mining was banned domestically, and all the graphics cards became scrap metal; he disassembled and sold the parts.
Last week, I went to see him; it was still the same garage, but everything was different.
Six phones, three laptops, one monitor, running the same script, green text scrolling up the screen.
I asked him what he was mining now.
He said it’s called “Claude Code Mining Farm.” No longer mining coins, but mining the BTC market on

A Chinese college student turned his dorm into his own weather trading station.
Hardware costs less than two thousand US dollars.
Profits have already reached one hundred thousand dollars.
How did he do it?
Two studio monitors, one Mac Mini, with the entire screen filled with satellite images and weather data.
Each machine has labels: UI/UX, DEV, ADMIN.
At first glance, it looks like a small startup.
His roommate thought he was working on some school project.
Actually, no.
These machines are only connected to one wallet behind the scenes:
👉
ColdMath's data is very clean:

Someone obtained early access to Claude Mythos before the public beta.
The first thing he did: set up a weather arbitrage bot.
$28 → $14,000 in one night.
Publicly available on the homepage, every trade can be seen:
Here's what happened:
> The weather market on Polymarket exceeds **500 million USD**
> The pricing of each contract relies entirely on retail traders' intuition
> No institutional-level prediction models
The market believes the probability of 21°C in Paris is only 0.2%
Mythos calculates it as 68%
He spent $28, betting on that 0.2% option.
Paris actually hits 2

A cousin's friend was fired from Citadel last month.
He previously worked on market-making strategies there, earning an annual salary of $520k.
After being laid off, he didn't go to Jane Street, but instead deployed his own four-factor model directly onto Polymarket.
$800 → $40,600, seven weeks.
Total cost: $0.
He said, "The factors I ran at Citadel work even better here. Because market makers are grabbing a few basis points of profit in a multi-billion-dollar market, while on Polymarket, you're capturing large price dislocations in a few hundred-dollar markets."
He set up this fou

A U.S. quantitative trader who was laid off by Goldman Sachs taught me everything in the span of a meal.
"We don't predict anything. We only buy contracts that are mispriced by more than 6%."
Just this one sentence. The core of a $2 million annual salary trading desk is it.
I threw his words and five GitHub repositories at Claude.
It built me a scanner. Scanning over 400 markets an hour.
Specifically looking for: contracts priced at 7–19 cents, but with a true probability of 60–90%.
With these odds, you only need to be right once in four to make money.
My bot was correct 81% of t

A U.S. quantitative trader who got laid off by Goldman Sachs taught me everything in the span of a meal.
“We don’t predict anything. We only buy contracts that are mispriced by more than 6%.”
Just this one sentence. The trading desk with a $2 million annual salary—this is its core.
I handed his words, along with 5 GitHub repositories, to Claude.
It built me a scanner. Scans 400+ markets in an hour.
Specifically looking for: contracts where the market pricing is 7–19 cents, but the real probability is 60–90%.
With these odds, you only need to be right 1 time out of every 4 to make m