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men and their imaginary domestic dominance online is funny as fuck
get a life retard

idk why but John abraham is the perfect candidate for this role

why followers going up stop following man

every great city has a festival that preserves, challenges and celebrates cinema while mumbai has opening weekends and pr rollouts
for a city built on movies, we seem strangely uninterested in the medium itself

grow trees, draw trees, hug trees, climb trees, plant trees, water trees, pray 4 trees, more trees, more trees and more trees.

had a creepy experience yesterday
as usual i was loitering around the forest clicking photographs while it started raining heavily and i came back home
my insta notif popped and there was a message from a guy who i met few days back
he sends me an entire video recording of me walking around trees, posing, sitting, smoking and then he asks, “is that you?”
i asked him to delete the video at once, you never know who’s watching

Bollywood movie parody:
Phata Poster—Out comes the idiot

sex after chess

nothing fixes my mood better than a big fat green candle.

the moment she gives me a nasty stare, i know im gonna stretch her bare.

tell me a movie adaptation better than the book

the aura you emanate is the bullshit you negate.

outcast to outlier pipeline is unmatched

can’t believe i walked for 2 hrs without my phone

i bring my sack coz she bring her rack

call me a yearner coz i earn up the y-axis