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The final highlight of the charity auction is the live ink calligraphy performance by the city's most famous calligrapher—"Fame is easy to gain but hard to keep; practical work paves the way for a broader future."

The audience applauded continuously, but still couldn't wait for the master to appear. At this moment, the young apprentice hurriedly took the stage and explained, "Master is unwell and unable to write. I will write on his behalf." After saying this, he picked up the brush, trembling and flustered, as beads of sweat dripped onto the rice paper, one by one. It was, after all, his first opportunity like this, and it came so suddenly that he truly didn't expect it. It seemed he was going to embarrass himself in front of everyone this time.

The master of calligraphy unfolded the written characters and stood up from the audience, pointing at the still wet ink and said: "Disciple is unworthy, please forgive me. He has only studied with me for 5 months. I hope all the entrepreneurs, big bosses, and kind-hearted people will be more forgiving and understanding." The master's heartfelt words moved everyone present, and this piece of calligraphy appeared especially sincere under the halo of charity and the master’s emotional speech.

"I'll give 50,000!!" A boss in the audience directly asked for the price

The host was stunned, frozen for 5 seconds, and shouted: "Everyone repeat after me: Great Benefactor, Great Benefactor"

The audience was infected by the intense atmosphere and joined in: "Great benefactor, great benefactor."

Another businessman shouted: "I offer 150,000!!"

"Wow! Wow!" There was a stir in the crowd, looking around. This time, without a host to lead, the audience spontaneously shouted those three words: "Great Benefactor, Great Benefactor."

The final auction price for this piece of calligraphy was 550,000. The young apprentice was called to the stage, where he received applause, cheers, a trophy, a certificate, flowers, group photos, and kisses. This was what he had dreamed of since becoming an apprentice; he had never dared to do such things even in his dreams, but today it happened vividly. It all happened so fast that the young apprentice stood on stage, surrounded by the noisy congratulations, yet at that moment he felt particularly calm. He secretly resolved to part ways with his master because he felt he had enough capital to run his own calligraphy class.

In the following year, the little apprentice is simply prosperous, wealth soars to the sky, peach and plum all over the world, in the face of the media who came, he pinched his waist and said: "Bloggers with many fans go forward, I will accept your interview first", and then he accepted various David TV, magazines and weeklies, celebrity interviews, radio interviews, live broadcasts, book signings - national tour speeches and advertising endorsements must also be indispensable~ He also took the time to get married, and the bride was selected by him from many female students who admired him, and there was only one point that he strongly resisted , that is, he refused to participate in any charity auction. Her schoolgirl, oh no! It should be said that his wife asked him suspiciously: "You started with charity auctions, and it is normal to say that this field is what you are good at, why do you refuse?" ”

The little apprentice immediately changed his expression: "If it goes to auction again and doesn't reach 550,000, won't I lose value? It’s not for charity, who would buy my calligraphy back then?!!"

The reporter from the Rule of Law Channel called: "The charity auction that took place a year ago, the last calligraphy piece valued at 550,000, the final contributor has been delaying payment and it has been confirmed as a fraudulent donation. Relevant departments have already filed an investigation. The TV program will air tonight at 8:30 PM, with reruns tomorrow at 9 AM, noon, and 3 PM." The young apprentice immediately felt weak and collapsed on the ground.

At this moment, the wife walked in from the door, holding his package. The little apprentice snatched it eagerly and hurriedly opened it. Inside was a letter stamped by the organizer and the beneficiary, stating: "Tomorrow morning, the trophy and certificate from that event will be taken back, and the auction results from that day will be invalidated. Please do not use this to hype up; violators will be held accountable!" The little apprentice, lying on the ground, propped himself up with one arm and slapped himself hard with the other hand, giving himself 55 big slaps. He ended up crying from his own actions—55—55—Oh my god.

Wednesday, May 28, 2025 8:55 PM
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