#Ohmygod

The person in charge of the student union on the other end of the phone invited very solemnly: "Professor Moses, at 9:30 a.m. on the 5th of next month, the celebration ceremony of our centennial celebration will be held in the largest auditorium. And there are reporters interviewed on the spot, as well as the Internet global live broadcast, we are looking forward to your 8-minute important speech, without you, then this event will lose its meaning, lose its luster, what is the point of not doing it?! You're going to be there anyway?! The centennial celebration is important, in our hearts you are more important than the centennial celebration, we love you the most"

Professor Moses felt that he was greatly valued and respected, and when he ended the call, he quickly resigned from all the things in the last 30 days, he felt that he was too important, and the centennial celebration could not be done without him, and it would be an unprecedented loss to the school, students and all walks of life, and what worried him the most was how uncomfortable and sad the students of his alma mater who were developing overseas would be so uncomfortable and crying if they couldn't see him that day?! The more he thought about it, the more he felt that he couldn't be so selfish, that nothing was more important at the moment!

In the following days, he counted the countdown every day, practiced his 8-minute speech in front of the mirror every day, he was determined to take off the script, so that he could make his eyes communicate with the audience casually, and his hands could wave naturally, he also deliberately customized a suitable costume, teeth cleaning, tooth filling, whitening teeth, in order to make the audience notice his shiny leather shoes on the spot, he also cleverly designed a step out of the podium to the center of the stage to bow affectionately in the details ~ centennial celebration, he must shine, He wanted to let the audience know that their hard work and anxious wait was well worth it......

Worried about what would come, Professor Moses was only 8 minutes away from taking the stage due to day and night preparation and excessive nervousness, he was dizzy and could not hold on to collapse in front of the makeup mirror backstage. He gradually woke up, and found that he was still lying in the same place, no one moved him, no one seemed to notice him, his throat was a little dry, he couldn't make much noise, the only sound was so suppressed by the warm-up music that he couldn't hear it at all, people came and went backstage, and some people even stepped on his hands and shiny leather shoes......

After another short period of coma, he opened his eyes slightly, and the host's speech came from his ears: "The crossing is the crossing of people and themselves, the son is the son of the students of the world, Teng, it is the Teng of the take-off, and the connection is the take-off of the students of the world, he is just like his name, he did it!" Then I invite the audience to a thunderous, explosive, earthquake, volcanic and tsunami applause, and invite the greatest hero of our school, our most beloved Professor Watar Ziteng, Long~Chong~Deng~ Field!! ”

The subsequent guest for awarding and drawing the grand prize was Professor Du Ziteng, and it was also Professor Du Ziteng who faced the reporter's interview and global live broadcast, Professor Moses could no longer hold back his emotions, dragged his body from the dressing room to the stage, and said one sentence in his mouth: "I am irreplaceable!" I am irreplaceable!! I was drowned out by the noise of going back and forth and the noise of the stage...... Oh my god

June 4, 2025 Wednesday 11:08 PM