#Ohmygod

The moon always faces the Earth with one side, and the mystery behind it has fascinated humanity for thousands of years without being unraveled. Little do we know that on the far side of the moon, 380,000 kilometers away, there is a group that is also covetously watching over this fertile land of Earth...

"The daytime temperature reaches 127℃, while at night and in shaded areas, the temperature is about -183℃. Damn it, I’ve had enough of this place. It’s time to challenge humanity! Let’s take down the Earth together!!" The speaker is none other than the leader of the vampire clan from the far side of the moon, who has led his group to hide here to train while waiting for a suitable opportunity to find the next place to settle.

The leader pointed at the 9 young vampires in front of him and said: "Thousands of years have passed, what is the Earth like now? What progress have humans made? How powerful are their weapons? All is unknown. You 9 are the best selected from our clan. Once you occupy important places of humanity and send a telegram, I will then lead an army of 99,999,999 vampires to go to Earth for permanent residence."

As soon as the 9 vampires landed, they were scattered by the bustling crowds during the morning rush hour. The big ghost planned to start with real estate, so he directly walked into a housing agency. When the staff saw him looking dazed and silly, they immediately offered him a problematic property and arranged for him a 0 down payment. He needed to repay 10,000 yuan by 4 PM on the 22nd of every month, with a term of 99 years. Then they took the big ghost to a construction site to work. The big ghost, confused, changed into work clothes and instantly became a slave to housing debts and a worker.

The second ghost felt that if he wanted to get rich quickly, he had to enter the financial circle, he strode into the stock exchange, he chose 3 stocks, and found that the first stock was set on the top for a long time, the second stock was sideways for more than 300 days, and the third stock fell sharply as soon as he bought it, and it rose sharply as soon as it was sold.

The three ghosts believe that wherever there is money, there is a person. They began to walk into various venues, learning the money-grabbing dance, motivational speeches, leading applause, developing downlines, and beautifying pictures. The three ghosts are busy every day, thoroughly enjoying themselves.

Four ghosts were afraid of their money being stolen, so he decisively walked into the bank to deposit money, believing this was the safest option. However, when he wanted to withdraw money, he needed to provide a statement of the purpose of the funds and also find 9 friends to sign as proof that the money was his own. He couldn't withdraw his own money all at once. While he was extremely anxious, a human came along with a phone, performed dozens of facial recognition scans, pressed countless fingerprints, and filled out a huge pile of forms. The four ghosts were moved to tears and overwhelmed with gratitude, and then he spent every day in the bathroom cleaning the toilet to pay off various online loans he owed.

The five ghosts know that only knowledge can change fate, and they know that human beings are obsessed with all kinds of certificates and trophies, so they embarked on the road of endless learning, and he has to take the test with useless certificates, and he prefers to learn the knowledge that he can't use, and he learns every day and every year, and the money is not enough He went to sell his blood to make up for the tuition and came back to continue studying, and what he was most enthusiastic about was the spiritual growth of the spiritual course, the five ghosts knocked out the fangs, meditated cross-legged every day, closed his eyes and meditated, and his last little money was paid to the teacher, he felt that the physical body was meaningless, Only the sublimation of the soul is his life's pursuit, "the end of the universe is love, and the back of the moon is love", he is determined to influence the back of the moon, and his race also puts away red eyes and fangs, and embraces true love and civilization. The five ghosts still owed the tutor 990,000 yuan and didn't give it, so he gave the tutor an IOU, and then pushed the tutor's class to return it little by little.

The six ghosts fell in love with the human woman, he was fascinated by her, and the woman's mother went straight to the topic and said: "The bride price is 990,000, one cent less, one hand to pay the money, and the other hand to the person", the six ghosts were trapped by love and had to open the live broadcast reward function, performing upside down singing every day, 15 yuan for a song, 20 yuan for a song.

The Seven Ghosts is the only female ghost in this operation. She learned to put on makeup and wear beautiful clothes, yet she still suffers from appearance anxiety. She became infatuated with plastic surgery, undergoing a total of 9999 procedures. The endless pursuit of beauty by humans knows no bounds and has no end.

The Eight Ghosts started by tackling interpersonal relationships. He believes that only by thoroughly understanding humanity can he successfully defeat humans. The Eight Ghosts immerse themselves in various circles day and night, never being good at conversation and feeling shy. They gradually train themselves to be boastful, nonsensical, grandiloquent, vague, fabricating stories, and engaging in verbal battles. They also transform from teetotalers, taking only a sip, and being unable to hold their liquor into people who pass cups back and forth, lift their glasses like flying, toast joyously, and drink heartily. In addition, the Eight Ghosts participate in various festivals, meetings, and anniversaries. He finds that after coming to Earth, he has become much younger, yet every day he feels exhausted like a grandson.

The nine ghosts have never found a job, because now there are robot waiters in restaurants, food delivery robots, and cars on the road have long been unmanned, with no work to do, and even writing, composing, painting, hand carving, design drawings, movies, etc. have been replaced by AI technology. The nine ghosts were hungry, he was about to suck human blood, he looked at a few humans who were coming towards him, and bit them down one by one, only tooth marks, no bleeding, he was confused, he simply suspected the ghosts, he changed a lot of people to bite, or only tooth marks did not see human blood, just when he was confused, he suddenly heard a conversation between two human beings: "You talk about the current people, there is a pair of people's skins, but they don't do anything", and listened to another group of people discussing: "Now the food is not clean, the drink is poisonous, there are pits everywhere, and if you are not careful, you will be deceived, It's really ruthless and tasteless" Nine ghosts said: "Ghosts must be ghosts, but people are not necessarily people, saying that we are ghosts?!" I think a lot of people are better than ghosts, huh! ” Oh my god

June 8, 2025 Sunday Beijing Time 6:08 PM