#Ohmygod Series Short Article [No. 62]

Wiley Town is located in Warwickshire, England, 6 miles north of the town of Rugby. The road is the boundary between Warwickshire and Leicestershire - west of the A5 road. This area has a sparse population, and the protagonist of the story, 18-year-old Wiley, is a cynical, half-knowledgeable, pleasure-seeking individual. Wiley's unreliability is well-known in the town, which often embarrasses his parents. His bedside is covered with posters of superheroes and special forces, and his dream is to become a superhero. Wiley's father is a driving school instructor, and his mother is a postal sorting clerk. The couple is always worried about their son Wiley's future job and love life because he is too much of a handful.

Since Willy came of age, the residents around the small town could finally breathe a sigh of relief. Grandma Dolly, while knitting a sweater, said to Willy: "If you climb onto my roof again or block my chimney, I will call the police because you are an adult now—Willy"; Uncle Harry said: "Willy, have a drink with me. You are an adult now, but if you hide my repair tools again, I will call the police—Willy";

Aunt Molly was washing clothes by the river as usual, and she said to Willy, "Adults don't do things like urinating upstream, right? Willy, we need heroes, not troublemakers."
 
Willy replied to Aunt Molly: "I will definitely become a hero, but there has never been any danger or trouble in this small town, how can I be a hero?!" The words of 6-year-old boy Harry: "You are the danger, you are the trouble—Willy," elicited laughter from the crowd.

Seven years have passed in the blink of an eye. How is Willy doing? Is he still getting along well with the residents around him? Let's find out!

Grandma Dolly said: "He doesn't climb on the roof or block the chimney anymore, but what's worse is that he has learned to drive, only going forward, and has flattened my most beloved little garden while reversing."

Uncle Harry said: "He might as well steal my car repair tools, since he learned how to pick locks, he often practices on the cars in my storage and the doors at home, making it so neither of us can open them!"

Aunt Molly said, "He doesn’t pee upstream anymore, but he has made explosives and often throws them into the river to blow up fish, which is even more unsettling."

The 13-year-old boy Harry said: "Ever since Willy liked my sister Isabella, there has always been someone downstairs strumming a broken guitar, whistling, and singing love songs, and that person is Willy."

Isabella is a student majoring in archaeology, and her summer project is to work part-time as an antique interpreter. Every day, Isabella explains to tourists from all over the world. Willy bought flowers and a diamond ring to propose at the antique shop. He chose the day when there are the most people, planning to have the surrounding tourists help create the atmosphere, so that Isabella would find it difficult to refuse him in person.

Isabella was surrounded by tourists in a circle, and she was explaining in the center of the circle. Willy saw an opportunity; he just needed to peel away another layer of tourists to open the circle, and in 5 more steps, he would be in the center. At that moment, the door on the third floor of the antique shop was suddenly kicked open, and 6 armed robbers burst in, shouting: "Don't move, we only want antiques, and everything valuable you have on you!" As they spoke, they threw two large bags on the ground, pointing their guns at Willy and Isabella, then pointing at the bags, and then at the 60 tourists present, implying that the two of them should together collect the jewelry and valuables from the tourists and put them in the bags.
 
   Willie took the first step, blocked the muzzle of the gun with his body and said: "This girl is too stupid, I can do it myself", and then he said to everyone: "Antiques are all insured, no need to protect, let them take whatever they want, the money can be earned again, life is their own, and only once", everyone nodded in agreement after listening. Isabella cast an extremely appreciative and adoring look at Willy on the side, Willy saw that the opportunity had come, immediately picked up the flowers on the ground and the ring in his pants, knelt down on one knee, and announced to everyone: The robbers and robbers were hired by me at my expense, not really, but to create a tense and exciting atmosphere In order to make the proposal unforgettable for life, Isabella was moved to help up Willy, who was kneeling on the ground, and said: "You are my hero, I do", at this time Willy's mobile phone rang, and after picking it up, he only heard the other party very nervously said: "Willie Willy, My good brother, what the hell, we misremembered the route, the 6 of us were driving north of the A5, and it was too late to play the role of robber and robber to help you propose! What the hell!! Do it yourself!! Willie was so frightened that he threw away his phone and looked at the robbers, and said with a hippie smile: "Do you believe it?" I came here in the wrong room, I don't like antiques", the robber stepped forward and knocked Willy unconscious with the handle of his gun......

For a moment, a warm liquid poured over Willy, and he woke up to see a robber urinating on his head. He got up and removed the scarf from the robber's face. He exclaimed, "James, you're still a kid, you're underage, you have a long way ahead of you, it's not too late to put down your gun!" Upon realizing he had been exposed, James dropped his gun and ran away with his companions.

Willy picked up the gun and saw it was a toy water gun. Realizing that the robbers were just bluffing, his blood instantly boiled, and courage surged in his heart. He immediately chased after them, at that moment, applause and cheers from 61 people echoed in the exhibition hall.

Willy drove aggressively, chasing the 6 'robbers' to the edge of a cliff, using his car to block theirs. He quickly got out and poked a wire from his pocket into the keyhole, successfully trapping the 6 'robbers' inside the car.

About ten minutes later, the police car arrived with sirens blaring, and out stepped Isabella holding fresh flowers along with her brother Harry. The police detained six 'robber bandits', and everyone formed a circle to applaud and praise Willy as the hero of the town.

The next day, Willy was awarded by the locals as the ambassador for "promoting law-abiding behavior among minors." Many residents gathered in the town square to see the hero on stage. Willy's father said, "He is my son, his name is Willy." His mother, linking arms with his father, said, "Willy was born weighing 6 pounds and 6 ounces. I chose the name Willy for him. He looks just like a hero; he is my pride."

Isabella, dressed in a pure white long dress, gently walked onto the stage to accept the ring of proposal from Willy. She said, "Willy, I love your broken guitar and singing, and the whistle you blow; you are a hero to me and everyone." Oh my god

June 14, 2025, Saturday, 5:56 PM Beijing Time, Author: Zhou Yong