One morning I woke up feeling like a crypto legend 😎. Opened my wallet, saw one tiny green candle, and screamed: “TODAY IS MY DAY!” 🚀 Without thinking, I threw all my confidence (and money) into the coin… and it immediately crashed like it had been waiting for me specifically 😭💀. I refreshed the chart so many times my phone started lagging. I even blew on the screen like it was hot soup 🙆♀️📱. My profit? Went from +3% to -68% in under 5 minutes. I just sat there in silence, clutching my charger like emotional support. Crypto will destroy your ego calmly… and still expect you to show up tomorrow 😂🔥
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Mbroller
· 12-06 20:37
lol 😂
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GateUser-ef7acf4d
· 12-02 00:17
😂The ego might get wrecked, but the hustle never stops. See you at it again tomorrow!
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One morning I woke up feeling like a crypto legend 😎. Opened my wallet, saw one tiny green candle, and screamed: “TODAY IS MY DAY!” 🚀
Without thinking, I threw all my confidence (and money) into the coin… and it immediately crashed like it had been waiting for me specifically 😭💀.
I refreshed the chart so many times my phone started lagging. I even blew on the screen like it was hot soup 🙆♀️📱. My profit? Went from +3% to -68% in under 5 minutes.
I just sat there in silence, clutching my charger like emotional support.
Crypto will destroy your ego calmly… and still expect you to show up tomorrow 😂🔥