#MyCryptoFunnyMoment One morning I woke up feeling like a crypto legend 😎. Opened my wallet, saw one tiny green candle, and screamed: “TODAY IS MY DAY!” 🚀
Without thinking, I threw all my confidence (and money) into the coin… and it immediately crashed like it had been waiting for me specifically 😭💀.
I refreshed the chart so many times my phone started lagging. I even blew on the screen like it was hot soup 🙆♀️📱. My profit? Went from +3% to -68% in under 5 minutes.
I just sat there in silence, clutching my charger like emotional support.
Crypto will destroy your ego calmly… and stil