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Iran and the U.S. are now holding talks in Islamabad, although Trump stubbornly claims it will be clear within 24 hours, but the Strait of Hormuz is still blocked, and the White House itself admits it’s difficult to reopen in the short term. Plus, Israel's airstrikes in Lebanon have not eased risk aversion at all.
Summary: The good news has been fully priced in, and the main players are taking the opportunity of "negotiation expectations" to offload their holdings.

Elon Musk's X Money will officially launch public beta. 600 million active users, 21 million merchants—only missing Dogecoin as the ticket. The X platform has integrated Visa debit cards and payment rails, allowing users to link their wallets for direct spending. Just think, 600 million people, even if only 1% pay with Dogecoin—that's 6 million active users. If each spends $10 per month, that's $60 million in on-chain transaction volume!

Trump’s latest move is truly a textbook example of a “flip” in politics! Yesterday, he was still shouting about making Iran “disappear peacefully,” and today he has accepted a ceasefire agreement. This slap not only hits the Middle East powder keg, but also directly grinds the crypto bears into the ground. ETH’s one big bullish candle cuts through the line between life and death, with a strong breakout above $2200. The bears probably still haven’t left the conference room, looking for a “scapegoat.”
#Gate广场四月发帖挑战

The bear market has finally seen a significant positive development: the U.S. CLARITY Act is highly likely to pass.
The importance of this bill is actually much greater than the previous genius bill. Currently, the market generally expects it to be implemented between mid-April and May.
According to prediction markets, Polymarket assigns a 72% probability to this happening. This is no longer just an expectation but is being actively traded as a high-probability event.
#Gate广场四月发帖挑战

Non-farm payrolls just exploded!
178k vs. expected 60k, nearly three times over
Unemployment claims also dropped to 202k, the labor market is incredibly tight!
Once the data was released, the dollar surged straight up, and rate cuts are now unlikely
Even more problematic is that the US stock market is closed on Friday (Good Friday), liquidity is like ghostly, and the weekend through Monday opening is the most dangerous time.
The real showdown is next Monday when the US stock market opens, likely opening lower to fill the gap, BTC first watch if $66k can hold,
Remember, the better the non-farm

Non-farm data exploded, and the job market is heating up. The Federal Reserve's rate cut expectations are pushed further back, and the expectation of liquidity tightening will be stronger.
In the short term, this is definitely bearish for the crypto market, especially those altcoins supported by liquidity premiums. Dog whales probably will take this opportunity to wash out. Bitcoin is also under pressure, but a drop could be an opportunity to buy spot in batches.
#Gate广场四月发帖挑战

Today is the most special trading day of the year.
The Federal Reserve non-farm employment data was released at 8:30 this morning, but the New York Stock Exchange, NASDAQ, and bond markets are all closed for Good Friday.
What does this mean? It means that after the non-farm data is released, only one market is active worldwide—that's the crypto market.

On a macro level, the easing of tensions in the US-Iran situation has boosted market confidence. Trump stated that the conflict could end within two to three weeks, and Iran has also signaled a de-escalation. For Dogecoin, another potential positive is the upcoming launch of X Money, which may offer the opportunity to integrate Dogecoin payment functionality in the future.

Overall, the attitudes of the US and Iran have quickly cooled market risk sentiment, significantly boosting global financial market confidence. Against this backdrop, Asian-Pacific stock markets generally rose that day, with the Korea Composite Index opening up more than 5%, and both A-shares and Hong Kong stocks also showing an upward trend.
According to sources from the White House, Trump will deliver a nationwide address on Iran at 9:00 PM Eastern Time on April 1 (9:00 AM Beijing Time on April 2). The market will closely watch his subsequent remarks for more information on the US-Iran sit

$DOGE 🚨 Dogecoin is going completely crazy! Foreigners are FOMOing to the moon! 🚨
Elon Musk personally pinned it on X platform! One phrase, “Diamond hands, only hold, don’t sell,” has caused a nationwide hype 🔥
While domestically people are still watching at 0.5, foreigners have already set the target price at $7.2! Short-term surge to 2.6, medium-term target of $5, long-term locked at 7.2—Which version are you following?
💥 Real Dogecoin payments have already connected to the high-end circles
Tesla accessories, Starbucks, Gucci, LV, Rolex, Patek Philippe, Ferrari, Porsche, Lamborghini… all

The White House has completed regulatory review, officially including Bitcoin in the US 401(k) retirement investment scope, opening the door to the $14 trillion pension market. The compliance pathway is through indirect allocation via Bitcoin ETFs, allowing individual pension accounts to freely choose their allocation. This is a significant milestone in the mainstream adoption of Bitcoin and will bring long-term institutional funds to the market.

America's global hegemony strategy emphasizes comprehensive control and precise resource allocation, avoiding excessive core force expenditure on minor strategic directions. The Middle East remains important to the United States, as energy security and regional allies' interests need to be maintained, but it is no longer the top strategic priority for the U.S.
Currently, the United States must maintain a basic influence in the Middle East to prevent Iran from completely disrupting the regional balance, but it cannot commit all its strength to confront Iran head-on. This dilemma stems from th

Gold and silver are falling, Bitcoin is falling, and even safe-haven U.S. Treasuries are dropping. Do you think buying digital gold can hedge risk? Sorry, in the face of real global risks, all risk assets have only one name: lambs waiting to be slaughtered.

In the traditional world, competition between nations is not only reflected in resources or finance but also in the "standard-setting power." From communication protocols to payment networks, from internet standards to clearing systems, true long-term stability of power often lies in those who define the rules, rather than just those who follow them.

Impeachment Landing = Global Market Blood Bath Collapse
Once impeachment procedures are initiated, the White House will come to a complete standstill, economic reforms will stall entirely, and tax cuts to rescue the market will all become pipe dreams.
The US dollar will plummet directly, American politics will descend into chaos, the global reserve currency status will collapse outright, and dollar credibility will crumble to dust.
Risk-averse funds will flood into gold, silver, and crude oil, with prices skyrocketing in straight lines.
The S&P 500 and Nasdaq will plunge directly by 10%-30%, p

For the crypto market, if oil prices come down and US Treasury yields stabilize accordingly, the channel for capital flowing back from safe-haven assets to risk assets will open up. Bitcoin has been bearing the pressure from macro headwinds recently. If it can absorb the liquidity overflow here, there could actually be positive developments in the short term.

Oil price increases will definitely have profound impacts on the global economy. During this period, the Federal Reserve has been aggressively raising interest rates. This oil price surge was roughly a 50-100% increase, while gold crashed dramatically from 5700 to 4100. Although the global economy has been shaken, it hasn't collapsed severely, with the Nasdaq only seeing a few percentage points of decline. If the war drags on, it will inevitably continue to have effects. Subsequently, expectations for Federal Reserve rate cuts will definitely disappear, shifting toward rate hikes instead. Unde