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fuck it
milady mode.

There’s a billion dollars stuck in your computer, you just gotta click the right fucking button

May the universe give me the calm to accept what’s already done, the audacity to keep going anyway, and the clarity to know the difference between being truly finished and just getting started again

to get a girlfriend these days you have to be 100 feet tall and make 100 dollars a year and have 100 pack abs and 100 hairs on your head

Completely faded $WhiteWhale at free entry
Now it’s at $70M and I’m seeing WhiteWhale posts everywhere
We haven’t seen a short term run like this in a long time
Instead of hating be happy that it happened

They say it’s not too late to turn things around, but let’s be real the dice have already been rolled, whatever was gonna happen is already in motion, so stop stressing and just enjoy the chaos

Christmas Eve 7 years ago.

Alon’s next tweet will be an PUMP airdrop tweet
Book it

2026 is yours.
Health. Wealth. Happiness.
Locked in.