BurtRock

Spending about 10 minutes farting in the car in the parking garage so I don’t fart in the gym.
You’re welcome.

"Good debt" vs "bad debt" is one of the stupidest concepts in personal finance.
Your debt has no meaning. It feels no emotion. It's just a balance and an interest rate.

The most bearish part of this platform is how shallow conversations become.
The most fascinating topics in the world just become a lot of repetitive, shallow slop and rage bait. There is nothing to be learned.

I am generally anti-censorship in the sense that I don't think the government should be able to stop you from using a word.
But I don't think being *phobic is resistance. Empathy and self-control invalidate authoritarianism more than being an asshole.
Just be cool.

How much weight do I need to gain before I can pump my account metrics by documenting my weight loss journey?

Alright guys, don't worry, I'm trying to solve the population crisis rn. I've decided I'm knocking someone up in 2026.

Every day I log on to this app hoping to see a post about the zipper merge

If you believe in both astrology and bigfoot it means you’re bisexual

Imagine if StarCraft 3 comes out and it’s a mobile game.
That would be the ultimate joke on the Unc population.

Sorry guys but I’m going to pivot from crypto twitter to arguing about car accident videos.
I’m pretty sure this is how I’m gonna start making Elon bucks: