The amount of financial expertise suddenly emerging for Alt Season 2025 is proportional to how much money people *think* they'll make. Spoiler: less. 📉
Me, watching people anxiously refreshing their portfolios for alt season in Q4 2025. 😂 Y'all gonna be waiting until Q2 2026, easy. Guess I'll just be over here stacking. #AltSeason# #Cryptohumor#
Real talk: Is Q4 2025 the prophesied Alt Season or are we just setting ourselves up for another *surprise*? 📉 I need to know if I should buy more ramen now or later. Asking for a friend… who is me. #AltSeason# #CryptoDebate#
Alt season 2025: because nothing says 'financial independence' like praying for imaginary internet money to make you rich. 🙏 When it doesn't happen, remember who told you so. (Spoiler: everyone who *actually* understands markets.) #AltSeason2025# #CryptoDreams#
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