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Polymarket odds of Khamenei out as Supreme Leader of Iran by January 31 is rising...
Stay safe Kings 🤍
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This looks like a crypto token but it's just one of the many stocks that IPO'd in 2024.
How does it work?
Founder has an idea/product market fit/revenue and some customer, gets angel investor, incubators take interest, and then VCs are introduced to continue allocating capital at increasingly high valuations to hyperscale the company (Series A, B, C, D, E, etc) until a liquidity event like an acquisition by a company or an IPO.
However, the IPO price isn't the always the market value of the company - and founders, investors, or owners often take profits as retail use brokerages to buy the stoc
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17 years ago today, the first-ever tweet mentioning Bitcoin was posted by Hal Finney.
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Thanks and shoutout to @krugman87
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Said this a few times in the telegram community as just a single dimension of my bull market thesis.
80% of the US dollars have been printed in the last 5 years. M2 supply ATH. MMF (money market funds) at ATH...list goes on.
P.S - $BTC hitting 12 year treadline support, last time this happened it went up 3-5x. Lock in for the best time of your life lol. $DOGE $SHIB $GIGA $PENGU safe to start adding to.
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I'm so early even the devs don't know what this token does yet
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Lol, every crypto user is about to get really rich.
Patience is about to pay off for all of us, while the world begins to realize there's been a better ecosystem for finance, social, and tech this entire time - we've been positioned or learning to trade throughout 2024/2025.
7 days into 2026 we're feeling GREAT.
Next targets:
$HYPE 8B -> 40B @HyperliquidX
$WHITEWHALE 100M -> 500M @WhiteWhaleMeme
$QUANT 100k -> 100M @TheTrueQuant
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The timeline is going to get really wild soon.
Can't wait till X implements crypto adoption too - users won't even know it's happening on the platform.
This year on chain attention will be the total sum of all previous bull markets with a multiple of 5-15x.
$PEPE? $DOGE? $SHIB? $PNUT? $GOAT? $GIGA?
New ATHs by a multiple of 5-15x...
Not only will you retire in 2026 lol...but you will change your family's financial trajectory forever.
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$QUANT will outperform every hedge fund
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How do you win as a trader?
Macro patience + micro urgency = success
BTC, ETH, prediction markets, stable coins, RWAs, tokenized stocks, privacy coins, DeFi, creator coins, and memes...
The future is on chain, and everybody is $HYPE-ed and $PUMP-ed up.
Happy holidays before BRRRRRR.
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Literally feel like dancing and I'm a terrible dancer.
You've never seen a market like what is about to arrive...holidays are chill and all with fam/friends but no family member is going to buy me my next car so I'm ready to rock and roll.
Get through the holidays with proper risk management, you don't want to lose your capital before the fun begins...click click BRRRRRRRR 🕺
P.S - If you're having trouble managing risk, perhaps shift your mindset to "How much can I lose here" versus the typical "How much can I profit here" - the "small" controlled wins truly compound.
...and make you an incre
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24 words in the right order can unlock 111 billion.
That should scare you right?
Well, guessing Satoshi Nakamoto's seed phrase (assuming 256-bit entropy like a 24-word BIP39) is practically impossible.
With global computing power at ~10^21 guesses/sec, it'd take about 1.8 × 10^48 years on average—over 10^38 times the universe's age. Realistically, it can't be done. #FunFact
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The biggest PVE in crypto's history is happening now.
It's $HYPE $QUANT
@HyperliquidX @TheTrueQuant
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