TheItcoinTherapist

Buy bitcoin at $10,000.
Now buy it at $69,000.
Buy more at $16,000.
Now buy even more at $126,000.
Keep buying Bitcoin at $60,000.

Every week Strategy gets closer and closer to 1,000,000 BTC and price continues trade well below expectations.
Saylor and Phong are going to be the largest Bitcoin whales of all time and no one can stop them — not the banks, not the hedgies, not even nation states. No one.

NEW: While you were panic selling because of Quantum FUD Michael Saylor’s Strategy bought over $50 million in Bitcoin today ALONE.

There’s a reason Warren Buffet has Berkshire Hathaway sitting on $373 billion in cash. He’s preparing for major crash.

ARE WE FINALLY BACK?

JUST IN: Michael Saylor’s Strategy buys another 4,871 BTC for $329.9 million dollars and now holds a total of 766,970 Bitcoin.

JUST IN: Bitcoin is breaking out amidst news that the war in Iran could be ending today with a 45 day cease fire.

$69,000 Bitcoin

🚨JUST IN: Bitcoin is pumping 🚀

It doesn’t get better than this 😂

SUNDAYS ARE FOR FAKE ASS PUMPS

Every time Trump posts something

NEW: President Trump tells Iranian leaders to “Open the F*ckin’ Strait, you crazy b*stards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH!”
Yes, this is real and yes today is Easter.

I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS