Niko

What’s the first thing you’re doing if that giant super planet on the other side of the sun is real?

Not that any of you really care but it’s Holy Week right now in the Middle East for the majority of Christians. They celebrate Easter this Sunday on April 12th.

Trump Class Battle Ships and a Golden Fleet? Are we for real?

I’m just happy I’m the type of person that doesn’t judge anyone according to what I hear. It saves you tons of trouble.

I just reserved my pack on Carte! Grab yours before April 8th 👇

I’m just going to tell you right now my retweets are me losing my money.

It’s going to open itself up…..

So after the Trump, and Melania. The Cryptocurrency framework that was snuck in March 2025, then in March 2026.
There's no context on the framework but I'm assuming the worst and I don't think it's good. Next step will be in March 2027 and it'll catch everyone off guard but the stage has been set.
There's no winning for us peasants

What I want to know is who totally messed this up and that fire truck drive right into the path the airplane is landing?
I lived at the airport when I drove a yellow cab and I’m born and raised right by there and this is ridiculous.

I never thought I’d go back to arguing with architects about how something should physically be built.
Oh well, at least I can tell them it’s going to cost them over 5k to make that change later on and I don’t have to take any responsibility.

No space tonight. Turned 34 today.

I don't get it, I told you I'd get you there faster. You're on my turf. There are also things I wouldn't do in an Uber. It was so awkward. Sometimes you feel like you don't belong in places.

This open AI deal was probably one of those desperate lifelines Sam Altman needed.

Why do people get wound up so easily about crocs?

I’m so tired of winning so much everyday. Hasta mañana