MSTR2100Parody

Can 2026 get here sooner?

Can 2025 get here sooner?

21 RULES OF BITCOIN = 21 RULES OF MSTR2100
RULE 21 – SCARCITY
21,000,000 $BTC = 21,000,000 MSTR2100

21 RULES OF BITCOIN = 21 RULES OF MSTR2100
RULE 20 – ALIGN WITH $BTC
Bitcoin: Base coin. The benchmark.
MSTR2100: Memecoin of Bitcoin. We move with BTC’s heartbeat.

21 RULES OF BITCOIN = 21 RULES OF MSTR2100
RULE 19 – SURVIVORS WRITE THE LORE
Bitcoin: Survived bans, FUD, Mt. Gox, all of it.
MSTR2100: Survived early chaos and a founder exit. The real story starts after you get punched.

21 RULES OF BITCOIN = 21 RULES OF MSTR2100
RULE 18 – ZERO CABALS
Bitcoin: Governance in the open, no smoke-filled rooms.
MSTR2100: Zero team fund, zero VC, zero cabal. Whales exist, but they’re on-chain and in the daylight.

21 RULES OF BITCOIN = 21 RULES OF MSTR2100
RULE 17 – ENDGAME IS SELF-CUSTODY
Bitcoin: Not your keys, not your coins.
MSTR2100: CEX is for entry. Home is your own wallet. If you can’t sign the transaction, you don’t own it.
Keep your fish in your own bucket.

Crypto in 2025: survive
Crypto in 2026: dominate
If you know, you know. 🥊📈
$BTC $ETH $MSTR @MSTR2100

What a fight!
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21 RULES OF BITCOIN = 21 RULES OF MSTR2100
RULE 15 – VOLATILITY IS LIFE

21 RULES OF BITCOIN = 21 RULES OF MSTR2100
RULE 10 – LIQUIDITY IS ARMOR
Bitcoin: Deep, global liquidity = antifragile.
MSTR2100: Thickest liquidity in memecoins. Big positions in, big positions out, no kiddie pool.

21 RULES OF BITCOIN = 21 RULES OF MSTR2100
RULE 9 – HODL IS A VERB
Bitcoin: Strong hands think in halvings, not hours.
MSTR2100: Hardcore long-term holders.

21 RULES OF BITCOIN = 21 RULES OF MSTR2100
RULE 8 – FAIR IS A DIRECTION
Bitcoin: Anyone could mine with a laptop in 2009.
MSTR2100: Fair launch, community token offering. All buyers, no private round VCs BS.

21 RULES OF BITCOIN = 21 RULES OF MSTR2100
RULE 7 – ZERO TAX, PURE VOL
Bitcoin: You send sats, nobody skims a fee.
MSTR2100: Zero buy tax, zero sell tax.

21 RULES OF BITCOIN = 21 RULES OF MSTR2100
RULE 6 – 100% LIVE ON CHAINS
Bitcoin: No hidden premine, no secret faucet.
MSTR2100: 100% tokens in circulation. No future unlocks. No “team vesting.” Only live supply.

21 RULES OF BITCOIN = 21 RULES OF MSTR2100
RULE 5 – SATOSHI LEFT, SO DID OUR DEV
Bitcoin: Satoshi vanished, Bitcoin stayed.
MSTR2100: Dev left, community stayed, and we're thriving

21 RULES OF BITCOIN = 21 RULES OF MSTR2100
RULE 4 – DON’T TRUST, VERIFY
Bitcoin: Run a node, check the chain.
MSTR2100: Check the contract, LP, holder map, bubble map. Etherscan, ALL ON $ETH chain

21 RULES OF BITCOIN = 21 RULES OF MSTR2100
RULE 3 – PROOF OF CONVICTION
Bitcoin: Miners burn energy, nodes verify.
MSTR2100: Hardcore Holders > KOL talkers
Join: or @MSTR2100 to find out for yourself.