PaulOla

explored the world.
bought and driven a couple sport cars since i was 17.
had my fair share of women, 127+ so far.
lived for the internet for like 4 years until i snapped.
and my favourite lesson? everybody wants something, the only place you’d get real love is from your family.

When a Brigadier General passes by, every one halts and comes to a stop to pay him compliments.
A Brigadier General is basically a Military Governor of a state!
Lots of states don’t even have a single brigade to cover them so they work with battalions
Yet we lost a commander!

Still thinking about yesterday.
A Brigadier General isn’t just a senior officer but a Flag Officer who commands a Brigade (2,000-4,000) soldiers hence the “Brigadier”
That’s a 1-Star officer! ⭐️ and second to the highest career rank in the military!
Gone like that?
wtf??

Several Commanding senior officers and one Flag Officer gone.
In a single day!!!
What the fvk is happening??????

Funded next account wey I buy since 2024, till now I never pass am
Prop trading dey show me shege mehn

Brigadier General: What recreational activities do you enjoy?
Me: Swimming, football, table tennis & others sir
BG: Do you know how to play golf?
Me: Yes sir (I don’t know a thing)
BG: Meet me at the golf course 0900hrs tomorrow
Me: Yes sir🫡
*I guess I’m cooked boys.*

Airtel network no gree me login for school portal 💔

Before once my fuel gauge reach half I go don fill my tank again.
Now if I see say 4/5 vehicles for my front no wan move for road I go off engine straight
Tinubu this is not life 💔

Omo i no lock in again mehn
need a chick (with thick thighs preferably) to sit on my face
been ages 😔

No one talks about the cons that comes with locking in
Been intensely locked in for so long I didn’t build friendships or relationships with anyone in this city
Now I wanna touch gr/ass but I got no one to text for that
Sigh

If babe wey I like ask me for 20k in 2024 I fit add extra zero for am
Now if I see “typing” I go first go offline. 💔

Just because a woman is doing her best doesn’t mean you should accept it

i sent a girl a photo of me and she replied with “😋”
i sent the same photo to another girl and she proceeded to send me a voicenote detailing every. single. little. detail. that she loved about the photo, from my tattoos, to the painting behind me.
have fun, boys.

Watching Interstellar for the first time ever
Hope its worth the watch