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I honestly believe I have made God laugh at least once.

Networking is crazy. Literally, you can get rich by meeting the right people.

I went to a pizzeria and ordered 100 large pizzas.
The workers were in shock
But they started working.
An hour later, the pizzas were ready.
I told them I had changed my mind and decided to eat Chinese food.
I left, but not before giving the staff a tip of €0 for all their food.
Wasted time?
Not for me
I am the owner of the Telepizza supplier
And one of my clients just placed a huge restock order several days ahead of schedule.
My name?
Papa John 🤣

It's a bit strange. Elon couldn't keep his mouth shut about the war in Ukraine, but he has nothing to say about the war in Iran.

This is what our Mk-48 torpedoes do.
The Mk-48 torpedo primarily sinks ships by detonating a high-explosive warhead of 295 kg directly beneath the keel, rather than hitting the side. This creates a massive gas bubble that lifts the vessel, breaks the bow, and causes catastrophic structural failure. The resulting damage floods the ship, leading to a rapid sinking.

We should cancel April Fools' Day this year. No joke can top our reality.

Some people really have generational wealth!
There is a lady who has been working at a company since 2021, and from the day she was hired until November 2025, she never touched her salary account.
During the third quarter financial audit, the audit team noticed something unusual… her account only had entries: monthly salaries, annual vacations, bonuses… but not a single withdrawal or transaction.
They called her to ask why.
She said she actually doesn't need the money. According to her, the salary account is simply another savings account for her.
A peaceful life is real

Imagine not receiving any support and suddenly, boom!, you're a damn millionaire.

What prevents humanity from living together in peace?