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Unpopular opinion:
Landlords shouldn't be able to raise rent unless they are improving the apartment.

WHY DO I HAVE TO RENT a movie on Prime if I already PAY for Prime???

I have a humble request: please keep a very close eye on your financial situation. Brother, it's hard to find help when you're in ruins. It's very difficult.

How to pay taxes until death in the United Kingdom 🇬🇧
Me: I earn €100k
HMRC: Great. We will accept about €40,000.
Me: I buy a car for €30,000.
HMRC: add 20% VAT
Me: I invest and make €20,000 profit.
HMRC: Capital gains, please
Me: I gift my son €10,000
HMRC: I hope you live 7 years
Me: I sell some things online and earn €200
HMRC: Those are income. Declare them.
Me: I buy a house for €400k
HMRC: Stamp duty, please
Me: I finally retire
HMRC: Great! Now we tax your pension.
Me: I die
HMRC: Inheritance tax, please

A friend of mine who didn't eat pork or fish married a very beautiful woman, and every time they argued, she would cook exactly that, and he was forced to eat out.
One time, he went out to eat with a small bag and his car and never came back. It's been 5 years now.

There was a girl I liked very much in college. She liked me too.
But when I asked her out, she politely declined. She said she had sickle cell anemia.
At the time, I didn't understand why that would stop us. To me, it didn't change anything. I liked her very much.
Two years after graduation, I tried calling her to congratulate her when she finished her work. Her line was disconnected.
I approached her classmates.
That's when I found out she had passed away a few days after defending her project.
I was numb for days.
Then everything made sense. Maybe she was protecting me. Maybe she didn't want

With a gun pointed at your head, name a mountain.

So I have a Bible from the 1930s or 1940s and I am comparing it with today's Bible and no, this is crazy. Actually, I am seeing words that have changed and not even 100 years have passed.

My gym buddy spends 25 euros a day eating out.
€25 a day
= €750 a month
= €9,000 a year
Invest €9,000 a year at 8% for 25 years?
€657,000.
Daily habits turn into portfolios.

How to say "Perra, me tienes jodido" in corporate language

There's nothing wrong with changing your mind about something after learning new information. It's a sign of intelligence.

Interviewer: What is your greatest strength?
Me: Machine learning.
Interviewer: What is 6 + 9?
Me: 0.
Interviewer: Incorrect. It's 15.
Me: It's 15.
Interviewer: What is 4 + 20?
Me: It's 15.

I ordered an Uber this morning and a Mercedes showed up.
I approached the car, looked at the driver, laughed, he laughed, I laughed again, he also laughed. I grabbed my phone, canceled the ride, nodded hello, and he drove off.
Peace and understanding at work 😂

If you think HYPE can reach the $500
Why not buy?
I'm talking to myself and buying.

My son just was born, and another dad at the daycare congratulated me and told me that his daughter was born yesterday... He said maybe they will get married someday.
Of course, as if my son were going to marry someone twice his age...

If your net worth is less than 100 million dollars, stop doing X and go back to work. Seriously.

Creatine is crazy. How is it possible that such an inexpensive substance can improve brain and muscle function with virtually no side effects?