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A Perfect Friday in the Netherlands:
8:00 - Wake up
8:30 - Portfolio check. Down 10%. 36% tax on unrealized gains.
9:30 - Pick up wife from her boyfriend's apartment
10:00 - Receive a fine for cycling 2 km/h over the speed limit for bicycles.
10:30 - Start work
12:00 - Eat potatoes for lunch
14:00 - Write a LinkedIn post expressing your anger about Americans who lack work-life balance.
14:30 - Mandatory diversity seminar
15:30 - Finish work
17:00 - Request permission to have a second bike
21:00 - Eat potatoes for dinner
21:30 - Read the article about Europe with the highest quality of life
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💥BUSINESS IDEA:
A woman I met ran a preschool out of her house.
10 children at a time
Charges €750 per child per month
That’s €7,500 a month
From 8 to 11 hours
Never leaves her house
She already had a waiting list reserved.
It’s not a bad business...

My impression is that it's very easy to make money online as long as you're willing to be a narcissistic show-off and sell fake products to a growing fan base. In this way, you can become a millionaire easily. And perversely, this wealth only gives you more credibility.

How do couples who stay together and have unprotected sex prevent pregnancy? I'm curious 👀

Thousands of Iranians are accessing apps to inform the United States about regime members' hideouts.

Could someone explain to me how someone sleeps 8 hours, walks 10,000 steps a day, goes to work, maintains good hygiene, cleans their house, exercises, takes care of their pets, and has time for hobbies and socializes? Because I think this is also propaganda.

My sister takes care of the entire household: the kids, the meals, everything, while her husband works and is very successful.
He is also super disciplined: gym, yoga, a perfect routine.
But when my sister fell ill for a few days, she had to take time off work to handle the house and the children.
She even missed an international conference and some job opportunities because she had to stay home.
By the second day, she looked exhausted and completely overwhelmed.
It made me think how many successful men are because someone else manages their lives silently, doing unpaid work.
And w

Check-in and check-out at the hotel is a scam and should be the other way around.
Check-in at 11:00 a.m.
Check-out at 4:00 p.m.
Because, who wants to wake up from vacation at 9:00 a.m., rush to pack, and leave at 11:00?
Let me sleep in and leave in the afternoon.

When you earn your first $100,000 in cryptocurrencies, don't be stupid and spend it all on a car and a watch.
Reinvest it in cryptocurrencies to try to reach $1 million 🫡

What did the first person who created AI, Tung Tung Tung Sahur, have to write to achieve that?🤣

If your neighbor has a baby and cries ALL NIGHT LONG, and their room is right next to yours, separated by a wall, is it okay to ask them to move the baby to another room?
My alarm goes off at 5 in the morning. This baby cries until 2 or 3 in the morning almost every night. I am exhausted. I am sick. I don't have children by choice and I DON'T need this.
I understand that the mother is tired.
But you know what? This was not my decision. I am suffering the consequences of her decision and I no longer understand her.

The average life expectancy is 78 years. The baby boom generation has an average age of 75 years. Baby boomers own 40% of the homes. Do the calculations and tell me there isn't an impending real estate collapse.
The positive side is that this will be a great opportunity for young people. Be patient.

For your information, if you joke about ANY fetish for too long, you'll get it.

Serious Question:
What does "pdf" mean in the file "pdf"?