LaidDown

My plan for today
> Keep posting motivation while making $0
> Become best friends with Meta Alchemist (not for the airdrop)
> Wonder why gold up when Bitcoin down
> Engagement farm with my new agency
> Flex Premium+ as the new inner circle
> Talk about ordinals
What's your?

Explain crypto with your normie friends in 3 words

I finally achieved things at 30 while most people achieve at 70
- Back pain
- Knee pain
- Shoulder pain
- Loss memory
- Financial issue
- Mental issue

Summary crypto bro situation in early 2026
- Got rugged by $COW
- Got scammed in the Trove presale
- Zama pre-market down only
- InfoFI got cancelled
- Clone X down 50% from the top
- Ineligible for Owlto
What went wrong?

X followers average monthly earning
- 5k followers → $1,000-$3,000
- 10k followers → $10,000
- 20k followers → $25,000
- 50k followers → $50,000
- 100k followers → $40,000-$100,000 per post
What stopping you from becoming a KOL now?

A baby can drink a bottle, fall asleep and it's cute
But when i do, it's a problem