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I only found out about a secret code after I just finished delivering takeout.
Every time I hand the meal to you, I’ll say, “Enjoy your meal.”
But if I specifically emphasize the stress—“Wish you enjoy your meal”—it might not just be plain politeness; it’s probably hinting to you.
Because every day I see all kinds of different shopkeepers. Some are clean enough, but some don’t wash their food at all. They directly use a mop—those floor-mopping mops—in a bucket to wash potatoes. Whatever’s disgusting, they just do it.
But we can’t tell you that outright, because we’re afraid of taking r

Never say that someone can’t afford four dishes, because this saying curses them far too harshly.
Isn’t it just mocking someone for being poor and having no money? Is that what it means?
The first dish is the full-month dish at birth.
The second dish is the wedding dish when they start a household.
The third dish is the separation dish after a hundred years.
The fourth dish is an offering.
So saying that someone can’t afford four dishes is cursing them to be childless and have no descendants, to never be able to get married, to be unable to have children, to die with no one to see

My dad has three sons.
The eldest brother is a high-ranking official in the province, the second brother is a contractor in the city.
I am a farmer, nothing special. I want to buy a school district house for my child, but I’m short by 100k yuan,
Relying on my small piece of land, I won’t be able to afford it in the rest of my life.
Following the advice of a master, I called my eldest and second brothers, and told them I wanted to move the grave!
They asked why? I said I’ve had bad luck over the years, couldn’t make money, and haven’t been able to buy a house for my child.
As a resu

Women enter the game proactively offering their bodies, men enter the game risking bankruptcy
And still thank the schemers gratefully, even today this game remains unsolvable
In the capital city, there is a wealthy merchant with a fortune, owning shops along the entire Chang'an Street,
One day, his son rushes into the study shouting, "I’ve caused a big problem."
The wealthy merchant initially pays no attention; with his wealth, as long as his son doesn’t mess around, he can spend for several generations.
But the next second, his son's words make him freeze: "I bet my life and lost my

A gang of bandits robbed a fortune-teller.
The bandit leader said viciously: “Aren’t you a living immortal? If you can let us rob people on the open road without breaking the law, I’ll let you go.”
The fortune-teller said with a grave face: “That’s simple—just turn your hideout into a scenic spot.”
The bandits cried out in shock: “Sure enough, you’re a living immortal—quick, let him go!”

The tycoon was walking on a narrow plank over a gorge when a beggar came toward him from the other side.
The tycoon was eager to go home, so he lowered himself and tried to let the beggar pass first. The beggar insisted on going first and even spoke in a disrespectful manner.
He thought to himself: He has a fortune and his wife and concubines; the beggar has nothing. If things got out of hand, he was afraid something unexpected might happen. So he smiled and said, “Sure, you go first.”
Afterward, the beggar bragged everywhere, saying that when the tycoon saw him, it was like a grandson m

Which is riskier in today's social environment: getting married or investing in stocks?
Let's put it this way, both of these things could turn your ticket green or your person green.
Which one can you accept: having your ticket turn green or your person turn green?

When the market is not doing well, staying out of the market allows you to outperform 95% of people.
Similarly,
If you don't get married, your life can actually outperform 95% of people.

Do you think technology and magic are only used in food?
There used to be a half-immortal over there who would write a talisman for you,
Recite a few spells, then soak the talisman in water and drink it to cure illnesses.
Many people believed in him very much. Do you really think he was an enlightened half-immortal?
Not at all. The ink used on his talismans contained veterinary antibiotics, and he was later taken away by his uncle.

Tonight, I went to a bar, and I just sat down not long ago.
A girl came over and said she wanted to have a couple of drinks with me, and I didn't refuse,
because she really looked pretty, and her smile was especially sweet. We didn't chat for long.
She asked if I had a girlfriend, I said no, and asked if I could come to this place.
She said, I’ll be your girlfriend. I said, is it that simple? She said yes,
but there's a condition. My credit card debt is 260,000 yuan, and my online loan debt is 150,000 yuan.
If you can help me pay it off, I’ll be your girlfriend.
I hesitated for a

The city lord issued a decree to eliminate the rat problem: one rat tail in exchange for a silver coin.
What was originally a kind act quickly turned the entire city into a dead city.
Under heavy rewards, the whole city fell into madness.
The citizens, day and night, dug into the sewers with shovels and torches to catch rats.
A month later, the square was piled high with severed rat tails, and silver coins were distributed like flowing water, visibly reducing the rat population in the city.
Half a year later, the treasury was nearly empty, but the number of rat tails brought in for s

I just found out that taking a cat for neutering actually requires acting.
Today I received an order to deliver a cat to the veterinary hospital.
I originally thought it was just a simple run, but it turned out they wanted me to put on a show.
The person who placed the order said to take the cat

How should a teacher hold an umbrella?
A student holds an umbrella for the teacher.
A passerby sees this and feels indignant, saying that teachers nowadays really lack professionalism.
The student then holds the umbrella over their own head.
Another passerby comments, "Kids these days really lack manners. How did the teacher teach them?"
Hearing this, the teacher takes the umbrella and helps the student hold it.
The passerby then says, "The child must have some background. This teacher is just flattering the powerful."
The teacher thinks, "Forget it, I'll just do it myself," and

The BMW I couldn't buy back then, after 17 years of hard work, I finally got it.
In 2009, the BMW 740 was priced at 1.5 million RMB, but back then my family opposed me taking out a loan,
so I didn't buy it. At that time, I vowed to myself that I would own this dream car someday.
After 17 years of effort, I finally took delivery of the car this month, paid in full with no loan, and the car hasn't changed.
It's still that 2009 BMW 740, bought for 30,000 RMB, saving me 1.47 million RMB.
Including these 17 years, I saved at least 200k RMB on fuel, and even made a profit of 170k RMB, feeling really

There is a boss downstairs who sells industrial lubricants.
His wife has never worked a day in her life. At fifty, she was persuaded by a few divorced sisters who sell insurance to also go to work "to realize personal value."
What does working mean? Selling insurance. Relying on her husband's reputation, everyone bought a policy, and surprisingly, she sold quite well.
The essence of the insurance business is social networking. Within less than a year, she started demanding a divorce.
Their daughter is also clueless, raised entirely by her mother, who always listened to her, and surpris

Do you know
how important it is
during the Northern Song Dynasty?
There was a man from Shandong
who, to join the establishment,
sold out 107 brothers.

I am the stepfather, and my stepdaughter spends the entire winter break playing on her phone.
From sunset to dawn, she doesn’t eat, and when she’s hungry, she just snacks and drinks soda.
Even when she’s in school, she comes home and plays on her phone, often staying up until 3 or 4 a.m., and naps during class in the daytime.
I’ve never tried to restrict her, never confiscated her phone, and never knocked on her door when she stayed up late.
She always says that I am more gentle and understanding than her biological father,
but she doesn’t realize that this “gentleness” has never bee